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candylover26

31 San Francisco, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm love-driven and sex-driven. Okcupid, stop trying to make us choose! Take my personality profile with a grain of salt. But a lot of it is true. But some of it's not. Just ask if you're curious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently in a career transition (that means I'm unemployed). But okcupid says I'm super ambitious, so I'm sure I'll find something.

I also do stand-up comedy. It doesn't pay the bills, but it's incredibly fun and satisfying.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quoting one of my favorite stand-up comedians.
Playing devil's advocate.
Carrying on a conversation using only corporate buzzwords.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is a dumb question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything related to physics or neuroscience. Favorites so far are The Elegant Universe and The Cosmic Landscape.

Shows: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Louie, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Real Time with Bill Maher, Inside Amy Schumer, True Blood, Damages, Secrets and Lies, How to Get Away with Murder.

Music: Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Who, Pink Floyd, The Guess Who, Bob Dylan, Traffic, Grateful Dead, Moody Blues, Supertramp, Tom Petty, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and a lot more.

Food: I will eat anything as long as it's cooked and not spicy. Love Italian, Japanese, Chinese, Deli, Greek/Mediterranean, Mexican, Spanish tapas, Seafood, etc.

Movies: I love a good psychological thriller, drama, or comedy. Two favorites that come to mind are Inception and Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Comedy
Intellectual Curiosity
Coffee
Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to turn my premises into good jokes.

How lucky I am to not only live in the Bay Area, but have my family here as well.

Why the doors at the entrance to the Westfield Mall are so heavy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at an open mic, and then hanging with friends after.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never parallel parked.

I have also never lit a match.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a feminist, but also dominant in bed.