BONJOUR! Je m'appelle... whoops, wrong language.

Congratulations! by looking at this profile you have demonstrated that you have excellent taste, either that or I've sent you an amazing message and you just have to see what kind of fantastic person I am.

However you may have been tricked! for all you know I am really a 3 ton Hippo who has learned to type as part of a freak scientific experiment being conducted at U of T, or a Monkey with an incredible robotic intelligence hat built by a genius professor from the future who owns a shipping company.

Can you discover what the truth is?

i would love to say I'm a millionaire living the dream everyone hopes to attain. But yea thats not me.

I can drive anything with wheels, amazingly!

I tend to make a lot of friends, I'm amazingly social.

Actually i could keep listing things, but you will come to find out, there are few things I cannot do very well.

my eyes

Truthfully, there are entirely too many interests I have to list.
Books:
horror/suspense
comedy
self improvement books

movies:
Comedies
Romantic comedies
Horror
Action
Foreign

Shows:
Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire
How I Met Your Mother
comedies
cartoons
-hate reality tv-

Music:
Rap
Rock
Emo
Techno/dance

Food:
anything you put in front of me aside from truly vegan stuff

Food
Family
Friends
Music
Bars/social places
A comfy bed

Why so many people have so many problems solving the simplest things...

At the bar. Watching movies. Eating delicious meals way too late at night. Taking adventures with friends

you wont regret meeting me! :P

you wanna get to know someone, who will leave you better than he found you.