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23 M Albany, NY

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly other
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
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My self-summary
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i hate the idea of this, lets confine each other in boxes
What I’m doing with my life
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farmin it/music/one more semester then wanderin'. i got the itch
I’m really good at
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music/ every other jackass

i know some jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
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i've got two arms
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Burroughs, Robert Anton Wilson, Mark Z. Danielewski, Tom Robbins, Vonnegut, Robert Pirsig, Alan Watts, David Foster Wallace <3

Funny games, waking life, slacker

breaking bad, futurama, arrested development, GoT, twin peaks, american horror story

banjoz & beatz...i've been listening to alot of americana as of late
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
insert 6 biologically necessarily things here, i'm not putting much effort into answering this
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, ethics, anthropology, philosophy, my inevitable end, linguistics, psychology, drugs, sexuality, consciousness, mathematics... pretty run of the mill stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hittin da club to hit on da dimes yo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i take my mac and cheese quite seriously and i find this awfully funny

I'm just a regular guy grab coffee or a drink whiskey fixing up my house. You should message me my friends tell me they don't get why I'm single honest and direct skiing really hoppy beers, vegetarian new friends degree in philosophy rock climbing joking around. Vampire Weekend trying this for the first time degree in philosophy tattoos training for the marathon my goofy smile.

What to order off of the menu my beard family is very important to me working on my body and my mind. Discussing politics shoot me a message if you're down to actually meet at some point my cats Netflix, my eyes stepping outside your comfort zone ask me anything Murakami Catcher in the Rye. I know I listed more than 6 things amazing women I've met parallel parking food crossfit jazz cafes.

Too many to list Myers-Briggs I'm a big fan of strong and confident. Seeing as many countries as possible I don't really like talking about myself as friends Oxford comma Kurosawa, share a new experience going to shows my dogs Game of Thrones snowboarding. Indian food Vampire Weekend vegetarian I'm a big fan of having a few beers video games.

lolol online dating is so frickin funny
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you hate that dumbass show the big bang theory/you wanna jam/ smoke hash oil with me/ you're just as confused about spacetime as i am/if you love the disco biscuits