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31 Oslo, Norway Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 15, 2014
5' 10" (1.77m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Norwegian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I cook, I'm really messy, I like it when people tease me or are really rude, dogs are better than cats. Candy is my vice and I'm easy to bribe with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do design, marketing ( I'm the devil ) film, motion graphics, and fucking fixings executives spreadsheets.

Reading, playing video games, rock climbing, ju-jitsu, eating candy, singing in falsetto.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tripping over everything, breaking things inadvertently, offending Norwegians accidentally, Saving damsels in distress.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Friendly, sarcastic, impossible to offend, no social anxiety, enjoys strange conversation.

I've been told I'm super friendly, I feel like It's more of my insatiable curiosity.

Around the world: My accent. Typical question: "Where are you from." Come on, you know where I'm from.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sticking with my top five currently:

Books: A long way gone, Don't sleep there are snakes, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Sandman, catcher in the rye, Flowers for Algernon.

Music: Fuck buttons, Little dragon, Islands, Dan Deacon, Animal Collective

Oh, and this video is art:

Movies: Up the Yangtze, The Matrix, Magnolia, Happiness, Funny games

Shows: Breaking bad, Wondershowzen, Rocko's modern life, Stella, Archer

Food: Corn on the cob, Ice cream, Steak, candy, pastries, soup. I love cooking, I'd rather cook than go out to eat.

My tastes are so varied that I don't want to try to list them all here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ketchup, mustard, soy-sauce, hot sauce, olive oil... You know, any kind of condiment really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Recipes, traveling, projects I need to finish, psychology, girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was younger I thought it would be great to make my own "zip line". During construction of said device, I managed to fall out of a tree, hit my hand with a hammer and break the zip line. Worked great in the end though, totally was worth it.

I will judge you based on your music taste.
You should message me if
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You can do a flip.