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capitalist

31 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Oct 26, 2007
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
SURGEONS GENERAL WARNING: Quitting me now greatly reduces serious risks to your intellect.

I am empty, misspelled, and unoriginal
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
(D) other.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Boring you with narcissistic rants.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on the situation.

Online, probably the first thing is my recondite wit. (Although this instance has been brought to you my my keen awareness of hypocrisy and irony)

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have no interests. Nor do i have passions, enjoyments, or diversions.

I am spartan.

I am MAN.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I would say sex, but that could be construed as flirting, and i don't want you to get the wrong idea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what good fortune for those in power that people do not think.

-adolf hitler

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Why is this Friday? What if my interesting night is Monday? What if nightlife just isn't the kind of thing i'm interested in. Like, say i regularly attend realist/idealist debates, or go paintballing, or i'm just a baller. Shot caller. Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm, HmHm call her.

What?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My name is an anagram of "bandit ransomer."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
it's probably not worth either of our times.