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32 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
White, Other
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Yiddish, Sign Language

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My self-summary
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Just a man who wants to enjoy his unusual path to eternal damnation to the fullest. I'm a big fan of hard shell tacos and their tireless dedication to my stomach. I also live off a steady diet of sarcasm and what it does for my skin (silky smooth). I like getting out and experiencing new things, especially when it involves seeing new art or musical festivities. I'm not a gym rat but I do make it a point to stay in shape and workout at least four thousand times a week.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm trying not to die on a daily basis. It's tough and all, but it's high on my list of things to do. I also want to own a jetpack whenever that becomes affordable. I'm currently a graphic designer and generally enjoy my work as I still get to be creative. One of these days I want to open a place that's like a live version of mystery science theater 3000, where a bunch of people come together to watch shitty movies and I make my usual witty comments about how bad it is into a microphone. My parents think I'm retarded.
I’m really good at
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Music would be my favorite hobby, so anything involving practicing guitar or twisting knobs around when I can. I program and make beats, and I also play acoustic/electric guitar. Yes, I will cover "Wonderwall" by Oasis for you. Currently in an indie/electronic band that I am enjoying immensely to say the least. I also like to cook, but I'm no Iron Chef unfortunately. Cereal? I got you. Toast? Might have burnt the edges but it's still good. Bacon? For days. How about something that doesn't involve breakfast? Out of the question.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very easy-going and comfortable in my own skin. I enjoy helping people whenever possible. I like to use big words to make myself feel smart though I might use them out of context on occasion. Periodontics, right? I will always try to make you laugh, unless your pet lizard dies because that shit is serious, and cannot be easily offended. I don't like yo momma jokes though; my mom is a great person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Henry Miller is a fave. reading a lot of non-fiction lately. My teenage self would be so bored.

Movies: City of God, Best In Show, Falling Down, The Fifth Element, Casino, Harry and the Hendersons {classic}, The Shining, Idiocracy, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, The Prestige, Being John Malkovich, Sunshine, and of course Evil Dead/Army of Darkness

Arrested Development, The Office, Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Louie, Trailer Park Boys, Venture Brothers, The Universe, Archer, Mr. Show , Curb Your Enthusiasm, Parks and Recreation, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Sopranos, Bobs Burgers

Music: John Coltrane, Brian Eno, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Animal Collective, Battles, Grizzly Bear, Action Bronson, Miles Davis, Flying Lotus, Sigur Ros, The Tallest Man On Earth, Ital Tek, Four Tet, Adrian Younge, Bonobo, Polica, James Blake, Morning Benders, Chet Baker, Rage Against The Machine, Stars of the Lid, Mogwai, Glassjaw, Wu-Tang Clan, Massive Attack, Deftones, Mono, Mastodon, Isis, Oceansize, Cave-In, shit like that

Food: I try to eat healthy during the week but am prone to go crazy on anything mexican, italian, or sushi related when opportunity knocks. Ice cream is my kryptonite; we fight a never-ending battle which will only end when I'm dead from ice cream poisoning. I hear it's painful.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. music
2. air
3. food
4. water
5. shelter
6. rest
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe........the purpose of humankind......why can't cats talk to us.....stuff of that nature.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to prove the existence of mermaids, looking for musical entertainment, or making my own tunes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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How far down the rabbit's hole should I go with this? I once pulled a chair out from under a girl who was getting ready to sit down in the third grade. She made a big deal out of it and started crying so I didn't get to go outside for recess that day. It made me feel horrible and I'll never do it again.
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You know how to time travel, or if you need someone to get rid of that huge spider in the kitchen.

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