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capnbrodie

41 M Ann Arbor, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe life is what you make of it. Like Legos, only with a greater variety of shapes and colors, and no instructions. I mean, who really follows the instructions on Legos anyway, though, right? I mean, you might try to at first, but then you just try to make it look like the picture on the box. And then maybe you don't even do that, you just start putting them together to make whatever you feel like. Also, life doesn't hurt as much to step on with bare feet. Also life doesn't come from Denmark. I mean, sometimes life comes from Denmark, but only for the Danes.

OK, life is almost nothing like Legos. Still: what you make of it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Like everyone, breathing until I can't - and therefore trying to make the most of the time I've got.

More immediately: Lots of things! I manage the office at a local high school, and I fill the rest of my time with friends, projects, and art. I'm involved with several local theatre groups, and am really having a good time writing my first (ridiculous) musical with an old friend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, making grilled cheese sandwiches, whistling, making lists of things I'm really good at, and making people feel appreciated.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told it's my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: Carter Beats the Devil, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, You Shall Know Our Velocity, Treasure Island, Y: The Last Man, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

MOVIES: Up, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, Dr. Strangelove, Indiana Jones, Pinocchio, everything Wes Anderson, almost everything Coen Brothers, that one Youtube video of a cat in a shark costume riding a Roomba and chasing a baby chick.

MUSIC: The Beatles, OK GO, Clem Snide, Andrew Bird, David Bowie, Flight of the Conchords, the Cure, Apples in Stereo, Marcy Playground, Queen, The Clash.

TV: Breaking Bad, Community, Game of Thrones, the Venture Bros., Arrested Development, Colbert Report, 30 Rock, Faceoff, Saturday Night Live, the Twilight Zone.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art
my cat
my guitar
pancakes
oxygen
goals
harmless breaking arbitrary rules or guidelines
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Adventures to plan, stories to write, people I care about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own more tiki mugs for display purposes than actual drinkware to drink from.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if you believe life is about more than working until you can drink and then drinking until you must work.

Message me if you create things to make yourself happy: stories, knitting, poetry, voodoo dolls, dirty limericks - whatever!

Message me if you don't have all the answers or even all the questions, but enjoy looking for both.

If a trip to the zoo and a night at the opera both sound like fun, message me.

Message me if you can still enjoy being childlike without feeling childish.

Message me if you are not ashamed of who you are or afraid of being happy.

Message me if your cat accidentally walks across the keyboard creating a series of random vowels, consonants, and symbols and you think it would just be funny to send it anyway.

For a good time, message me.