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capnhardcore

34 M Birmingham, AL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a whole person looking for the same.

A swirly mix of Lux Interior, Gibby Haynes, and George "the Animal" Steele.

I am slowly rebuilding my profile. Come by again in a couple of days, maybe I changed something.

it takes a lot to ruffle my feathers.

If my blood was anything other than blood, it would be sounds. Hearing a new sound gives me childhood elation. I periodically slap things to hear what sound they make.

I am featured in What's What of Weird's 30 Things to Do in Alabama When You're Weird.

I am looking for post-humans, transhumans, semi-humans, mutant humans, slimes, geeks, freaks, and goofballs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Award winning performance artist.

I slowly work on my manufactured trash media, the ephemera that may last forever, or may never make it out of my closet. I am giving proof that I did something. I did something - with gusto. I treat this as important, because it is important TO ME (and a few other people along the way.)

On the burner:
DVD
solo album

Next:
Noise Saved My Life, An Oral History of AC Temple

Ongoing: CBT
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
exorcising demons in front of a crowd
bad jokes
cryptic crossword puzzles
listening
maniac charm
melting
giving
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That guy at the vine yard noticed that I was wearing a kimono without a shirt, a purse around my neck, and a video camera strapped to my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food - avacados, BBQ, I have been on a big brussel sprouts recently

Music - kraut rock, Turkish psych, art punk, party noise, swamp country, chip tunes, private press lounge oddities, song poems, honky tonk, power pop

Movies - (art films + horror) ^ self-aware screenwriting.

Shows - science podcasts, cooking shows, Mr Show with Bob and David, Saved by the Bell, British sci-fi and comedy

Books - popular science books, sci-fi short stories, philosophy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my family (blood and chosen)
-the ability to exorcise my demons in front of crowds
-the little robot that helps me sleep
-a mind worth escaping into
-something to look forward to
-hugs, high fives, and other actions of love and excitement
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
health and wellness education
a unifying system of ethics

recently - we all want to live forever. AnD we all know that is not possible, physically. So we all try to carve out our own little hole, to try to show the worlD that "Hey! I, __insert name here__ , was here, anD this is what I DiD." There is no telling what piece of eviDence of our existence we will leave for future generations. It is equally likely that we will be remembereD for our art as our trash.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite magazine is About Town.
Celebrity crush - Tracie Harris.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are a drag queen stuck in a female body.
If you are Morticia Addams.
If you love science as much as you love art.
If you have Dagmar Krause's voice.
If you can do something better than me.