my favourite colour is burgundy, and i wear way too many dresses. seriously. +30? dress. -30? dress. that's probably why i'm sick all the time. i hate the sniffles. i also like to netflix. my favourite category is 'raunchy tv comedies', so i'm pretty much always watching it's always sunny in philadelphia. ooh, that charlie day.
my hands and feet are constantly cold, i bite my nails like crazy, and i'm addicted to selfies. i've been a vegetarian for over half a year now, yay me! but i do miss mcnuggets. i'm a little bit of a compulsive online shopper. come pay day, i log onto etsy or amazon, and spend (literally) half a paycheque on sweaters and breaking bad merchandise. i'm kind of an asshole when it comes to spending my money.
i like most people! except assholes, misogynists, bronies, robin thicke, lando calrissian, seth macfarlane, and this one guy who works at my local grocery store and INSISTS on calling me 'sugar tits' every time i go in to buy avocados and fruit punch. so if you don't fall into any of those categories, i'll probably adore you.
i like weird, kitschy things. my grandma's house is my favourite place to be because of all her weird little porcelain kittens and various patterned oven mitts. i also really, really like dwight schrute. hello, dream man. i don't know what else to put here, so i'm going to finish with a classic jay-z lyric. ahem. ball so hard, motherfuckers wanna find me.
some other important things 2 kno:
- i like to call boys daddy