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18 F Edmonton, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:20am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
hey hi hello how are ya? my name is mir, i enjoy long walks on the beach and frisky women.

straight? no. gay? no. queer as all hell? fuck yes.

i am a self deprecating asshole nerd baby and i kind of hate myself but mostly i think i'm the fucking best. mood swing gang or die.

my favourite colour is red, i smoke too much, and i read too much YA lit. i like cheese more than i like breathing. i may or may not have googled "things to put on your online dating profile to make you sound cool and hip" before starting this.

saul silver is my boyfriend, i love steve buscemi more than i love anything else on this planet, and i want to be dennis reynolds when i grow up. i like tall boys with beards and cool hats and short girls who listen to punk rock and wear a lot of lipstick. i don't like lando calrissian and bronies. fuck bronies. but don't actually fuck a brony, they'll probably be shite in bed.

tv is probably my favourite thing in the world, and if you have netflix AND hulu, i'll probably name my firstborn child after you.


i promise i'm not a serial murder.
What I’m doing with my life
i want to say "nothing" but unfortunately that's not the case. i work in a shoe store, and i'm studying for my ged right now. i hate tests, god i'm terrified. also i know every single word to that fox song by ylvis so i mean, that's an accomplishment.
I’m really good at

no i'm kidding i don't know i can watch a lot of tv in a short amount of time and blow really really big bubbles with my gum ((also chain smoking and wearing a lot of eyeliner and/or black lipstick))

and eating an entire pizza by myself
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm loud, i talk like a valley girl sometimes, i wear a lot of sweaters and lipstick, and i don't like to wear pants.

also i can figure out a way to work a michael scott quote into every conversation. test me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: the other boleyn girl, literally anything by stephen king but esp under the dome/doctor sleep, the help, the divergent series, the hunger games series, lolita, the mortal instruments series, the book thief, the harry potter series, the a song of ice and fire series, looking for alaska, paper towns, will grayson will grayson, the lotr series/the hobbit, and a bunch of other stuff that i don't have on my bookcase.

movies: chasing amy is my favourite movie of all time, hands down, followed closely by dead poet's society, the breakfast club, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, donnie darko, kiss kiss bang bang, fight club, only you, rent, rosemary's baby, pacific rim, ghost world, the star wars series, the studio ghibli works, world war z, 28 days/weeks later, rec, monster's inc, the original AND reboot star trek series, forrest gump, the lotr series/the hobbit, beetlejuice, edward scissorhands, clerks & clerks 2, mallrats, the little mermaid, les miserables, and some other stuff i can't remember.

tv: SONS OF ANARCHY OH MY GOD also dawson's creek (!!!), gilmore girls, naruto, free!, attack on titan, inuyasha, community, teen wolf, glee, shameless us, orange is the new black, misfits, skins uk, whose line, girls, the l-word, rizzoli & isles, doctor who, sherlock, elementary, adventure time, freaks & geeks, it's always sunny, workaholics, the office, american horror story, game of thrones, criminal minds, the mindy project, new girl, the walking dead, the vampire diaries, breaking bad, and parks & rec. i'll kick your ass at family feud, too.

music: CHILDISH GAMBINO!!! MY FAVE!!! also blink 182, beyonce, drake, marianas trench, a day to remember, 30 seconds to mars, bastille, lana del rey, marina & the diamonds, the vaccines, arctic monkeys, kid cudi, the coral, edward sharpe and the magnetic zeroes, mcfly, kimbra, the format, forever the sickest kids, r. kelly, fall out boy, p!atd, fun., my chemical romance, john mayer, the cab, pierce the veil, vampire weekend, and some other stuff i can't remember.

food: all of the food. mostly pizza and avocado though. i have a huge sweet tooth, but the only kind of chocolate i like is dark. sometimes white. i can't stand milk chocolate. i'll also fight you to the death over the last dorito, if it's cool ranch. i'm very into slushies and red bull.
The six things I could never do without
tea, bubble baths, tv, cigarettes, christmas music year 'round, and grape soda.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
did anybody ever find carmen sandiego? seriously, should i call someone?

mostly bo burnham. also: feminism, queer theory, the gender binary and whether or not i fit into it, pretty people, whether or not to get more tea (i always do), the grossness of some people on this planet, seth rogen, aziz ansari, jessica chastain, kim coates, pink things, and kissing!!
On a typical Friday night I am
watching sons of anarchy and crying or drinking by myself
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if you have a beard and it looks good on you i will probably want to have sex with you within moments of meeting you

and i'm terrified of lily pads please don't ask why because i have no idea
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you're cute as frick and you think i'm cute as frick and you wanna be cute as frick together and maybe make out a little