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capnkirk007

23 M McDonough, GA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm sort of like the Beast from Beauty and the Beast in that I'm reclusive, ill-tempered, and physically imposing. Also like the Beast, I live in an enchanted doom fortress in the middle of a magical French forest. Sadly, I don't become a beautiful Aryan prince when kissed. No one's perfect, I suppose.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an aspiring writer and film critic. And yes, the word "aspiring" is code for "I have no money", so I can't buy you anything. If you want to meet up, we can just sit in a public place and make snarky comments about random passerby. The best things in life really are free.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bitching about movies and making myself look like an ass on the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. :) Or the metallic octopus arms that got welded to my back in a tragic lab accident. Either one, really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Great Gatsby, Watchmen, The Lord of the Flies, Robert E. Howard's original Conan cannon, and Hamlet.

Movies: Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, Dr. Strangelove, The Empire Strikes Back, Goldfinger, The Dark Knight, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Aliens, Terminator 2, and pretty much anything directed by Tarantino.

Shows: Star Trek: TNG, Doctor Who, Firefly, Seinfeld, MST3K, DBZ, and the 90's Batman cartoon.

Music: The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, Smashing Pumpkins, and Lupe Fiasco.

Food: Anything edible that doesn't involve celery and green peppers or any other nasty shit I don't like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Movies
2. John Malkovich
3. The o-zone layer
4. Ron Perlman
5. Batman
6. Lungs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
String theory, my inferiority in the grand scheme of the universe, and how much emoticons piss me off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
rearranging my absurdly massive DVD collection or something equally pathetic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beneath my cold, dark exterior lies a soft, gentle interior. And beneath that kind interior lies another cold, dark interior. I'm all deep and shit like that. Also, Spock's death scene in Star Trek II makes my eyes misty.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you somehow made it this far and you're still inexplicably interested. It would also be nice if you weren't a screeching harpy woman, but if you got past the first paragraph without backing out you're probably the coolest person ever.