*People call me Adam.
*People also call me Jenkins.
*Yes, I do know about Leeroy Jenkins.
*I used to be an introvert.
*Now I'm an extrovert.
*Geeks are the shit man. I love geeky stuff. Prolly a plus if you do.
*I am a very artistically motivated fella.
*Music is everything, I live for it.
*I like to write songs too. Robert Pollard once said he can write 5 songs on the pot everyday. I'm working up to this.
*Film is awesome.
*Remember, you gotta learn to strut.
*I do also like photography. (When I was editing this I thought I had accidentally written pornography......which would've been pretty funny/weird, haha).
*Someday I want to own a house, and make albums inside it.
*I like to make new words for the English Langauge. I'm like the Picard of word exploration really. My latest is "frumpabumpathon." You're fucking welcome.
*I will own a Sheltie Dog someday.
*I may also own a Schnauzer Dog someday.
*I two amazing cats: Katu and Esquire.
*I deeply care for animals.
*I'm in a super sweet D& D campaign where I'm a wizard named Zanzabar Calrission. He has a cat named Strudle.
*Communication is important. So I talk.
*If I can make people laugh, my mission is already complete.
*Not every joke is winner, like when people say to me "hey *Adam, where's Eve?", this has happened multiple times to me.
*People who like lots of things are magnificent.
*Curmudgeons are not magnificent. But hey, haters gonna hate right?
*If I find myself doing something I never thought I would be doing, then I know I've been doing something right.
*I love uptown.
*I want to spend time everywhere.
*I love discovering new parts and places to go in the twin cities.
*Trails are a fantastic release, and so are lakes!
*I like finding new restaurants/bars.
*I heart going to shows.
*The day R.E.M. broke up, so did my heart.
*I want to learn how to make those neat fancy drinks. You know, so I can be all classy.
*Weak point: pizza.
*Strong point: pizza.
*Punk Rock forever.
*When things are broke, crazy concept....fix it.
*Shows that rule: Venture Bros. Arrow. Game Of Thrones. Californication. Mad Men. Dr. Who. Sherlock. Daredevil.
*Bands that rule: R.E.M., Nada Surf, Longwave, Atmosphere, Guided By Voices, The Chemical Brothers, The National, Moby......and so freakin' much more.
*I want to learn to cook healthy.
*I try to workout 3x per week. Wanting to bump up to 4x. But my trainer is mean to my body and it hurts sometimes.
*Animals are the bees knees.
*Support the Current.
*Support yourself, in everyway.
*If the zombie apocalypse comes, know that I'm person who will save everyone.
*My mom is a nice lady, with a mean recipe for 'nana Bread. Everyone likes her.
*Red Vines and Dr. Pepper is crazy delicious.
*Sometimes I have beards. Sometimes not.
*Lake of the Isles is currently my favorite of the lake types.
*My obsession with music knows no boundaries.
*Excluding dogs and cats, my favorite animal is a tie between the owl, the cat, and the octopus. This is why it is necessary to create a Meowlopus.
*Beautiful horizons move me.
*I'm cool with occasionally being wrong.
*I'm cool with occasionally being right.
*I'm pretty awesome. For reasons see above or ask for more.
Boom. Mic drop.