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capt_gentleman

34 Hanoi, Vietnam Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Indonesian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Born behind the Iron Curtain in the twilight of the People's Republic of Poland, where the economy was in free fall but they were still rounding up dissidents. Escaped, thanks to some ballsy brinkmanship, to Nigeria, where my first point of business was to contract and then fend off malaria. Ended up in a refugee centre in Austria where some good things happened (got accepted to Canada!) and some unspeakable things (one day I will tell you about the Krampus). By the age of four I had bested both the anopheles mosquito and Marxism-Leninism.

Settled in Kelowna and semi-assimilated, with the locals complimenting me on my accent (think Chekov from the new Star Trek) well into my mid-teens, when I finally lost the accent (though I’ll read the menu with an accent for you if you want).
Ended up at a snooty Ivy League school, a scholarship kid among Anglo princes whose family fortunes date back to the triangle trade. Here I developed a love of learning, a keen nose for character and a suspicion of men with perfectly parted hair.

After that, a spell travel writing for Let's Go, facing down rioting militia men in West Timor and angry tarantulas in Arizona. After earning an MA in Poli Sci in California, I took a job in Dubai, working with a bunch of ex-CIA types; spending my mornings eating cactus fruit with a Bedouin family in the Arabian desert, my afternoons shopping for armoured cars and entertaining Iraqi sheikhs on weekend junkets to Beirut, my evenings watching prison-tattooed Russian skinheads luxuriate in the spa on top of the world's only seven star hotel, and my nights clubbing with Emirates Airlines cabin crew one too many times.
What I’m doing with my life
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Puzzling out tones, considering (then thinking better of) buying a motorbike, learning how to wrap summer rolls.
I’m really good at
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Poaching pears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Non-fiction on history, philosophy or social science (Nixonland, Rising up and Rising down, City of Quartz, King Leopold's Ghost), in fiction Thomas Mann, Paul Auster, Will Self, William Vollman, Michel Houellebecq.

Herzog's later stuff, Darren Aronofsky's earlier work and anything by Peter Greenaway.