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28 Bayonne, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 5:43pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I have an appreciation for the finer things in life but much prefer appreciation in company. Experiences are meant to be shared together.

I believe that life is a river.
There are twists, turns, undercurrents, and rapids. There are calm sections of the river. It rains on the river and sometimes it's sunshine. There are rocks in the river - some so big that you can stand on them and enjoy the river, not just be in it. These rocks are the people you love - your friends, your family.

Aside from waxing philosophic, I write and perform music. I'm in one of those weird indie-alt/rock groups where the singer is all about creating a "soundscape."

I'm not particularly strict with diets, but I tend to avoid carb-rich foods. French fries are always a good idea though. I enjoy being active, but I hate running.

If I were to run for President, I think I would win. My campaign would be based on not having any experience. Every other President has been a politician. Why not have some regular dude have a shot?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to keep Clark Kent's secret but I feel like everyone knows.

I am a production manager for live events in NYC, it's a great job and it's never the same day twice. Okay, sometimes it is, actually.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being 5 minutes late. Answering the phone. Waking up later than I said I would.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be pretty punbelievable ...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: You would be surprised at the things you'd find on my bookshelf.

MOVIES: Star Trek series, Batman series, Inglorious Basterds, Reservoir Dogs, Iron Man series, Spinal Tap, Ted, Back To The Future, The Room, Grosse Point Blanke, Wet Hot American Summer, Anchorman, Stepbrothers, there's so many. I'm a huge movie buff, going to a theater is a true joy.

SHOWS: House of Cards, Louie, South Park, HIMYM, Family Guy, Parks & Rec, Seinfeld, Workaholics, Boardwalk Empire, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones (naturally)

If you have not watched Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix, you need to do so.

FOOD: give me all the coffee. Black. No sugar.

MUSIC: currently going through a blues phase.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitars.
A sense of adventure.
Black tshirts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Uninviting celebrities to dinner parties that I don't have.

Growing my beard out and moving to Iceland.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Give me a beer and tell me where my friends are.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a playlist titled "Ron Burgundy's Apartment." It's kind of a big deal.
You should message me if
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You like dogs and are willing to laugh at my jokes.

To be totally honest I'm not specifically looking to date. I'm really just looking for an awesome person with which to watch Netflix and get high with. If this sounds like something you're interested in, then we should get drinks and make sure we are not axe murderers, and then discuss why Ron Swanson is a national treasure.