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captain_chong

40 M West Lebanon, NH

My Details

Last Online
Mar 23, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am a neo hippie, relaxed, and easy goin'
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
enjoying all I can...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm sure it really matters to you what I think I'm good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whatever they look at first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) Been awhile since I've read a good book

(b) Monty Python (pick one) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Napolean Dynamite was kinda funny, Crossroads (the real one w/Ralph Machio not that skank Britney Spears), Super Troopers, House of The Flying Daggers, Hero, Documentaries on historical, musical, and nature/animal content; The Grizzly Man (speaking of documentaries) Timothy Treadwell's story is something I've recently watched and wow... there's a start...

(c) Rock(classic, and some newer), Blues, Classical, and about anything except this garbage called rap/hip-hop/r&b

(d) Mexican and Chinese are my favorites. Seafood is not happening.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You can't list only six. Technically water, food and shelter are our only real necessities. Everything else is either superficial, or a luxury item. We all have things we like/love and most likely it would be hard to narrow that down to only six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, sex, and why people think they are so great when in reality they are no better or worse than anyone else... And how I need to buy a new cam to post pics. And why is our president such a fucking tool? And many other things that I am not about to type.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
nothing is typical...

I do what I do
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am addicted to sex. However it doesn't interfere with normal conversations

Seriously.

Oh, and I don't really fucking care if you found that offensive.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–66
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to talk to someone, and thought, "hey, I think I'll send a message to the Captain"

However, if you are an uptight snob with your head stuck in your ass, leave it there.

If you found anything on this profile offensive in any way, fuck off.

If you are a laid back easy going cat, interested in most any type of conversation, you'll get it