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captain_pabst

35 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Brooklyn boy looking for Brooklyn girl (at least in spirit...it'd be nice if you didn't live in Hoboken, or somewhere like that).

I prefer dogs to cats, but I get along famously with either (just need a little benadryl around the cats).

I will try anything twice.

I like soup at all times of the year. And hot coffee.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For work? I rig and run automation (motor driven scenery) for broadway musicals. For fun? I read, play with dogs, ride motorcycles, wander aimlessly.

I love my job. I work with a bunch of people who also love their job. It's nice. I work a fairly odd schedule...depending on what phase of a project I am on, I will either be working 4 hours a day or 14. It makes meeting people with "normal" schedules fairly difficult.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing piano and math.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard or lack thereof. Also, I am tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Vonnegut, Salinger, Murakami, Bukowski, Hemmingway, Orwell, Updike, Christopher Moore. for the most part, i like contemporary classics...though i'll read anything people recommend. also, i sometimes judge books by their covers. literally. currently trying to finish all of the Vonnegut and Murakami books that I haven't read yet.

Movies: spaceballs!, snatch, drop dead gorgeous, any superhero movie, seven, zombieland, memento, the big lebowski

Shows: game of thrones, breaking bad, madmen, how i met your mother, archer, south park, lost, downton abbey, 30 rock, arrested development, mythbusters, the food networks. i tend to get into a show on netflix and compulsively watch the entire series.

Music: radiohead, death cab, band of horses, bon iver, new pornographers, white stripes, nirvana, beach house, arcade fire, sigur ros, alt-j, phoenix, rilo kiley (and other jenny lewis stuff), vampire weekend, black keys, etc. i'm particularly interested in talking music with people...i love exploring new music. if you have similar music tastes and mention a band i haven't heard, i'll probably buy their album.

Food: soup, mexican, indian, thai. i'm mostly vegetarian, but i'm not obnoxious or picky about it...i can find something to eat anywhere. and sometimes i just have to have a bacon egg and cheese bagel (long live bagelsmith!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) some form of a musical instrument...preferably a piano or guitar, but i'd take anything with keys or strings i guess. or an accordion...my grandfather had a polka band and i've always thought it would be awesome to play the accordion.
2) ipod/music playback device
3) hot sauce - update...all of them
4) sunglasses
5) dogs
6) coffee
7) beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's with the over abundance of pictures of people with tigers recently?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing open heart surgery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can perform complicated mathematical calculations in my head, but have to sing the entire alphabet song to figure out which letter comes next.
You should message me if
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I used to have a bunch of stuff listed here but it all seemed too superficial. So, if you're interested, just go for it.