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33 / M / Straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Libra but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi! I live in Brooklyn, but I'm in Chicago for the next three months for work. I'm not exactly sure what I'm looking for as far as dating is concerned, but at the very least I'd like to find some interesting people to hang out with while I'm here.

Back to the regularly scheduled profile:

I grew up in Wisconsin, so I have midwestern manners, but I've been in New York for about eight years, so I can be a dick if need be.

I prefer dogs to cats, but I get along famously with either (just need a little benadryl around the cats).

One of my many mottos: I will try anything twice.

I like soup at all times of the year. And hot coffee.
What I’m doing with my life
For work? I rig and run automation (motor driven scenery) for broadway musicals. For fun? I read, play with dogs, ride motorcycles, wander aimlessly.

I love my job, so it makes the rest of life all that much better. I work a fairly odd schedule...depending on what phase of a project I am on, I will either be working 4 hours a day or 14. It makes meeting people with "normal" schedules fairly difficult.
I’m really good at
Playing piano and math.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard or lack thereof. Also, I am tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Vonnegut, Salinger, Murakami, Bukowski, Hemmingway, Orwell, Updike, Christopher Moore. for the most part, i like contemporary classics...though i'll read anything people recommend. also, i sometimes judge books by their covers. literally. currently trying to finish all of the Vonnegut and Murakami books that I haven't read yet.

Movies: spaceballs!, snatch, drop dead gorgeous, any superhero movie, seven, zombieland, memento, the big lebowski

Shows: game of thrones, breaking bad, madmen, how i met your mother, archer, south park, lost, downton abbey, 30 rock, arrested development, mythbusters, the food networks. i tend to get into a show on netflix and compulsively watch the entire series.

Music: radiohead, death cab, band of horses, bon iver, new pornographers, white stripes, nirvana, beach house, arcade fire, sigur ros,rilo kiley (and other jenny lewis stuff), vampire weekend, black keys, etc. i'm particularly interested in talking music with people...i love exploring new music. if you have similar music tastes and mention a band i haven't heard, i'll probably buy their album.

Food: soup, mexican, indian, thai. i'm mostly vegetarian, but i'm not obnoxious or picky about it...i can find something to eat anywhere. and sometimes i just have to have a bacon egg and cheese bagel.
The six things I could never do without
1) some form of a musical instrument...preferably a piano or guitar, but i'd take anything with keys or strings i guess. or an accordion...my grandfather had a polka band and i've always thought it would be awesome to play the accordion.
2) ipod/music playback device
3) hot sauce - cholula, then sriracha, then frank's
4) sunglasses
5) dogs
6) coffee
7) beer
On a typical Friday night I am
Performing open heart surgery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can perform complicated mathematical calculations in my head, but have to sing the entire alphabet song to figure out which letter comes next.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are tall.

Tattoos maybe?

You don't mind that my schedule is all fucocked.

You love dogs!