i drink too much, smoke too many cigarettes, work all the time. very strong opinions about restaurants, cult movies, comics, other inconsequential bullshit. emotionally somewhere in the nine to fourteen year old range which some people seem to find endearing, at least a month or two. i really like making other people, specifically cute girls laugh. this is mostly for selfish reasons.
if you think that reading together at the same bar is a valid dating activity then we are on the same page.
edit: i keep connecting with cool people on here but its worth noting i keep fucked up hours and work six days a week. a message sent at one am isn't a drunken attempt to pick up some broad, that's when i'm a free dude
What I’m doing with my life
cooking, keeping up with my reading, laying in bed with a case of beer and the original trilogy on tv.
I’m really good at
blanching fucking vegetables man. i am like the best dude at that.
otherwise: encouraging people to make bad decisions, winning
arguments, droppin gerunds
The first things people usually notice about me
usually the tallest dude in the room, or at least the tallest
telling an obscene story
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: jg ballard, phillip k dick, hubert selby jr, jon fante, hl
mencken, cormac fucking mccarthy
movies: mad max beyond thunderdome, brazil, blade runner, evil dead
2, braveheart, star wars, full metal jacket, dark city,
shows: lockdown, cheaters, the magic bullet infomercials, deadliest
music: jawbreaker, big pun, fugazi, the misfits, dipset/camron,
mobb deep, shellac, de la souljaboy
food: salt and vinegar pork rinds, foie, fernet branca, ramen, taco
truck tortas, chicken fingers, shake shack
The six things I could never do without
sharp knives, camel reds, a book on my person, milk crates,
ghostbusters on dvd, quarts of coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
puns, my next meal
On a typical Friday night I am
at work like an asshole, hoping the bars clear out by time i get
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
listened to the alkaline trio pandora station to the point it ran
out of songs and told me to go play sports or work on a car or
You should message me if
if my goofy internet profile impressed you enough to send me a
message? this whole process is pretty ridiculous. message me if you
agree that this is ridiculous.