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captain_walker

26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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i drink too much, smoke too many cigarettes, work all the time. very strong opinions about restaurants, cult movies, comics, other inconsequential bullshit. emotionally somewhere in the nine to fourteen year old range which some people seem to find endearing, at least for a month or two. i really like making other people, specifically cute girls laugh. this is mostly for selfish reasons.

if you think that reading together at the same bar is a valid dating activity then we are on the same page.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
keeping up with my reading, working on stand-up material with no intention of performing, laying in bed with a case of beer and the original trilogy on tv.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
blanching fucking vegetables man. i am like the best dude at that. otherwise: encouraging people to make bad decisions, winning arguments, droppin gerunds
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
usually the tallest dude in the room, or at least the tallest telling an obscene story
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: jg ballard, phillip k dick, hubert selby jr, jon fante, hl mencken, cormac fucking mccarthy

movies: mad max beyond thunderdome, brazil, blade runner, evil dead 2, braveheart, star wars, full metal jacket, dark city, existenz

shows: lockdown, cheaters, the magic bullet infomercials, deadliest warrior

music: jawbreaker, big pun, fugazi, the misfits, dipset/camron, mobb deep, shellac, de la souljaboy

food: salt and vinegar pork rinds, foie, fernet branca, ramen, taco truck tortas, chicken fingers, shake shack
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sharp knives, camel reds, a book on my person, milk crates, ghostbusters on dvd, quarts of coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
puns, my next meal
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at work like an asshole, hoping the bars clear out by time i get done
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
listened to the alkaline trio pandora station to the point it ran out of songs and told me to go play sports or work on a car or something
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if my goofy internet profile impressed you enough to send me a message? this whole process is pretty ridiculous. message me if you agree that this is ridiculous.