So while I figure it out, I'll just say that when Juliet asks "Wherefore art thou Romeo" and okcupid asks "what does 'wherefore' mean here," I ask if anyone has Shakespeare's cell phone number. Because even if 'Wherefore' means WHY here, I would love to ask him what the heck "Why art thou Romeo" means. Would he say "The syntax, baby. The context." Ah yes, syntax like a sock around a foot. Was William just rowing his Camus?
Hey Romeo, why are you a Montague, and is that a copy of Francis Bacon's latest book in your pocket?