A self-summary is hard to write.
So while I figure it out, I'll just say that when Juliet asks
"Wherefore art thou Romeo" and okcupid asks "what does 'wherefore'
mean here," I ask if anyone has Shakespeare's cell phone number.
Because even if 'Wherefore' means WHY here, I would love to ask him
what the heck "Why art thou Romeo" means. Would he say "The syntax,
baby. The context." Ah yes, syntax like a sock around a foot. Was
William just rowing his Camus?
Hey Romeo, why are you a Montague, and is that a copy of Francis
Bacon's latest book in your pocket?
What I’m doing with my life
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile and sense of rhythm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Time and Again, The Crack Up, A Cool Million, The Magic Christian--
Liquid Sky, Fast Forward, Fat City, Much Ado About Nothing,
Withnail and I-- Arsenic and Old Lace, Little Shop of
Horrors--Bach, Shubert, Monk, Coltrane, Armstrong, Zappa, The Beach
Boys, The Sex Pistols, The Kinks-- Beer, Soup and Korean Barbeque.
The six things I could never do without
m e l o d y
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Right now Wednesday is my Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to start tap dancing as soon as possible
You should message me if
If you're not so literal all the time and like to be a little silly