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captaincookbook

46 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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A self-summary is hard to write.

So while I figure it out, I'll just say that when Juliet asks "Wherefore art thou Romeo" and okcupid asks "what does 'wherefore' mean here," I ask if anyone has Shakespeare's cell phone number. Because even if 'Wherefore' means WHY here, I would love to ask him what the heck "Why art thou Romeo" means. Would he say "The syntax, baby. The context." Ah yes, syntax like a sock around a foot. Was William just rowing his Camus?

Hey Romeo, why are you a Montague, and is that a copy of Francis Bacon's latest book in your pocket?
What I’m doing with my life
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vintage-eyeglass-frame salesman
I’m really good at
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music
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile and sense of rhythm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Time and Again, The Crack Up, A Cool Million, The Magic Christian-- Liquid Sky, Fast Forward, Fat City, Much Ado About Nothing, Withnail and I-- Arsenic and Old Lace, Little Shop of Horrors--Bach, Shubert, Monk, Coltrane, Armstrong, Zappa, The Beach Boys, The Sex Pistols, The Kinks-- Beer, Soup and Korean Barbeque.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
m e l o d y
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
staying ahead
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now Wednesday is my Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to start tap dancing as soon as possible
You should message me if
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If you're not so literal all the time and like to be a little silly

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