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captainfunpants

29 / M / Straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:32pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like people. I like to be by myself. I like work but I don't like having a boss. I spend most of my time doing something creative. I like studying philosophy. Sometimes I worry that there is not enough time in this life to pursue all my interests. Naps are also up there pretty high on my list of favorites.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a college student by day and a stand-up comic by night. I'll be done with school in a couple months. I don't think I'll ever be done with comedy. Don't worry. I don't subscribe to the "starving artist" theory. There are more important things than comedy to me. But it's also my lifelong dream. It's complicated.
I’m really good at
saying what's on my mind, guessing what's on yours, cooking, taking it easy, making people laugh, finding something interesting to read, making myself laugh, listing off things that I am really good at, talking, listening, out-awkwarding anyone in the room, trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on the time and place. Usually I'm the quiet one but sometimes I'm the really loud one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sometimes I feel like I like everything.
The six things I could never do without
language
laughter
love
truth
femininity
something to write on
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm doing in life. Where I'm going. Where I've been. Is that person talking to themselves or are they wearing a bluetooth?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not have spent this past Valentine's Day watching Purple Rain by myself. And that is as much as I'm willing to say on the matter.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think we would have fun talking over coffee or a beverage of the adult variety. You are compatible with an ENFP. You're looking to make new friends (because I always am). You wanna trade stories. You wanna see a concert. You wanna talk film. You are willing to let me borrow a scarf.