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captainjeste42

31 / M / straight / Single

Latonia, Kentucky

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 4" (1.93m).
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Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am Fun, Geeky, and a hoopy frood.

My Self-Summary

I've been Role-playing since the mid-90's and have played probably 2 dozen different systems. I also enjoy board games and video games, though I don't dig on many FPS games and don't have an any cool consoles (I want a Wii though). My favorite author is probably Jim Butcher...and Neil Gaiman...My two favorite authors are Jim Butcher, Neil Gaiman, and Terry Pratchet...My THREE..three Favorite authors are Jim Butcher, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, and Robert Asprin... :) Know what I mean? For music I mostly favor Classic Rock or Musicals. I do enjoy comic books as well. I'm unemployed at present but not a penniless bum. When I return to work it will be to return to the field of Tech Support, provided the job market allows. I'm part of a regular gaming group so if you lack one you could easily be assimilated. Or we could assimilate your whole group, we will add their biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.

Seriously, I'm a nice guy, or I like to think of myself as one. I don't drink a lot or smoke but I don't mind people who do either of those. I spend most of my time online or at least on my computer watching one video or another. Normally if I'm not to be found there you can certainly find me out with my friends playing board games or RPGs or on rare occasions shopping for books. I'm told that our Profile should be about one thousand words long so please forgive me if I tend to ramble.

I've met a few famous people in my life. Jim Butcher (One of my favorite authors), Neil Gaiman (Another of my favorite authors), Ed Greenwood (creator of the Forgotten Realms), Larry Elmore (Fantasy Artist and writer of SnarfQuest), Gary Gygax (One of the creators of D&D) , Jody Lynn Nye (a writer and illustrator of Fantasy books), Todd MacCaffrey (He writes Dragonriders of Pern since his mother retired), "Weird" Al Yankovic (World class parodist and accordion player), John "Bermuda" Schwartz (Drummer for "Weird" Al), and Kevin Sorbo (Played Hercules in the TV series) all come to mind. I've found I don't tend to get starstruck when meeting famous people.

I've got a few blogs that I would be glad to link to you upon request. Also a Gmail and an AIM screen name either of which can be used to contact me almost any time you want.

I play World of Warcraft a little but I'm currently on Hiatus from it. When I do play I'm on horde side, preferably playing a troll or my Pally, who sadly had to be an elf...don't judge me for his race. I watch some anime, usually preferring the humorous ones. I also read and enjoy the same type of manga.

I really hope to hear back from people, I've not had much luck with online dating websites but one of my best friends is an OKCupid success story so I know that they can work. Again I apologize for how rambly this has been. If you're still interested after learning so much about me, please read on.

I think my Profile needs more alliteration to make it pop. I'll get to adding it soon maybe.

What I’m doing with my life

Striving to be happy without impairing the happiness of anyone else

I’m really good at

Karaoke, Video Games, Trivia, Board Games, Role-Playing Games, Reading at insane speeds, and making friends

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm a big (6'4" 350lbs) Red-head guy who sometimes has a full beard or alternately a clean-shaven baby face...What part of that wouldn't you notice?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books- anything by Jim butcher, Robert Asprin, Neil Gaiman, J.K. Rowling or Terry Pratchett

Movies- I enjoy musicals, comedies, movies based on comic books or books I have read, action, and in small doses romantic comedies

Music- I like Classic Rock, "Weird" Al Yankovic, They Might Be Giants, The Aquabats and musicals...Heck you can follow my BlipFM channel if you want a good indication... http://blip.fm/captain_jester I've been going through the alphabet with my songs/artists...though sometimes I take a day or two off.

Food- I don't eat vegetables.

The six things I could never do without

My friends
My dice
Something good to read
Some form of gaming every now and then
Entertainment
A positive attitude

Things I COULD do without include
Traffic - I tend to get very frustrated in it, not least because my AC doesn't work so I rely on my windows for a breeze

Users - You know the type, people who just take and take and never give back

Political Parties - It's gotten so republicans and democrats think anyone from the other party is inherently a bad guy. That's just stupid. So is letting your party tell you how to think. Message me if you want to hear how I think a leader should be chosen.

Organized religion - Don't get me wrong, I consider myself Christian, but I feel most organized religions have got it wrong, and again they try to tell people how to think and believe.

about 150lbs - I could stand to lose a good bit of weight, I won't lie to you, but I am exercising regularly now and have been assured that I will be "Rock star hot" if I stick with it.

Intolerance/Hate - Everyone has the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness in that order...but if your happiness depends on keeping other people down for whatever reason then it's a problem because they have the same rights as you.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Plans. I'm a spontaneous person for the most part and yet I always find myself planning through everything...What I'd like to do the next day, Conversations I've anticipated coming up, just about anything.
Also I think a lot about ideas for a book. I've not written one yet but I'm full of ideas for them.
What I would do with superpowers, or imagining I already have them as I move (Yes, I've imagined web-slinging my way around big warehouse stores)
Games and characters
Deep political and religious shit
not so deep shit...

On a typical Friday night I am

Gaming with my friends or doing Karaoke, or reading, or seeing a movie. If I had my druthers I'd be spending it with a date if not a girlfriend.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Enough about me. You are awesome. You're just great. You're out ther putting yourself out, risking rejection in hopes of finding what makes you happy. Not everyone is brave enough to take a chance on being happy. Whether I hear from you or not I hope you have a fantastic day and I know someday soon you'll find what you're looking for.

You should message me if

I interest you but in fairness...
I'm looking for the kind of woman who can happily talk to me for hours about stupid geeky stuff. I want someone with whom I can share all of my passions and who would share her passions with me. A good night in would be a new episode of Doctor Who and some cuddling, talking about books, comics, or whatever the heck else we think of. A great night out alone together would involve good food, maybe a movie or shopping in a book store (or better a comic book store), and just doing whatever suits our fancy...maybe video games at Gameworks or Dave and Buster's, or maybe just driving and talking.