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captainkeith

31 / M / straight / Single

East Greenwich, Rhode Island

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
—
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
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Income
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Kids
Likes children
Pets
—
Languages
English

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I am mayhem, madness, and mischief.

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My Self-Summary

i have lived out of state for 6 years and just moved back for work and to be closer to family. since i have moved back i have realized a lot of my friends are married, have kids or we don't have much in common anymore. so it would be great to find someone fun and funny to explore with and hang out.

What I’m doing with my life

well, i get up in the morning, go to the gym, then off to work. i work for a financial services company. i do mostly recruiting and sales so its a lot more fun than it sounds.

I’m really good at

cooking, trivia, being witty, my job. making people laugh when they don't know what to do. picking out art i like. watching movies. planning fun things to do. taking random road trips.

The first things people usually notice about me

eyes. teeth. and not because they are crossed and crooked. (that i'm tall).

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

invisible monsters(though anything by chuck works), tale of two cities(though nothing else by dickens), fitzgerald, easton ellis...so this is becoming more about authors than books...

american beauty, donnie darko, mulholland drive, fight club, moulin rouge, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, crouching tiger, hidden dragon, irreversible, breakfast of champions

beatles, nine inch nails, blanche, dresden dolls, portishead, rolling stones, damien rice, morphine, 3oh!3, sean hayes, mirah, ladytron

food...anything! except olives. literally i will eat anything but olives...and i'll try anything no matter how ridiculous...just can't do the olives. i'll never be rat pack cool i guess.

The six things I could never do without

ok, see this is a really difficult one as well. the challenge is in the semantics...'never do without.' like NEVER do without like you were stranded on an island or being shot into space? or never do without like in today's society. in today's society car, phone, internet, baseball. that was probably the biggest unforeseen benefit to moving back to the east coast...NESN! wow, long answer when only 6 words are needed...

phone, internet, car, ability to cook(not just microwave stuff, but cook), nephew, cufflink collection.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

where i want to travel to. baseball (its on the radio ALL the time). winning the lottery. new things to cook. what tattoos to get and where.

On a typical Friday night I am

usually relaxing after a long week...happy hour and out with friends or cooking dinner and watching a movie. maybe going to my parents house for dinner depending on what they are having, haha!

You should message me if

you like adventure. you're funny, smart, kind and share some of my interests. you enjoy wit and sarcasm.

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