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captainoxide

18 / F / Bisexual / Available

Wellington, New Zealand

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 2:32pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a queer, fat, vegetarian, feminist with a foul mouth who smokes and drinks herself into comas. I love animals. I probably like them more than I like humans. I love food and that's why I'm a fatty. I'm body positive, fat positive and sex positive.

I'm pansexual - I like girls, boys, genderqueer, intersex, etc etc.. Pretty much whoever has a wicked personality. :)

I love cartoons, doctor who, indie and older music, horrors and comedies. I also really enjoy reading. I hate insects.

In all honesty, I want someone to watch Doctor Who with, discuss biology with, talk about Sherlock and all my ships with, and spend hours lying around making out with.
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking a lot of wine and talking to cats.
I’m really good at
saying stupid things while drunk, smoking and talking lots of shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a fatty who doesn't take shit from anyone :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food~ Everything except meat and mushrooms.

Books ~ Stephen King, Jane Austin and Shakespeare.

Movies ~ horror movies (ghosts and spooky things mainly), OTT comedies and the odd romance.

Music~ The Smiths, Arctic Monkeys, The Cure, The Drums and The Beatles. Also lots of other weird music :)

TV~ family guy, south park, american dad, adventure time, doctor who, Sherlock and the haunted.
The six things I could never do without
Animals
Cigarettes
My homies
Doctor Who
Internet
Wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cute animals, wine, feminism, food.. A lot of random, stupid things.
On a typical Friday night I am
on a stake out at fever hospital.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My mother is a dominatrix.. It rubs off on me.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
you're not an asshole & want to have a cool conversation :)
and if you want to make out in various places.