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captainoxide

19 F New Plymouth, New Zealand

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved here & have no friends.
I'M NICE I PROMISE.

I'm a queer, fat, vegetarian, feminist with a foul mouth. I love animals. I probably like them more than I like humans. I love food and that's why I'm a fatty. I'm body positive, fat positive and sex positive.

I'm pansexual - I like girls, boys, genderqueer, intersex, etc etc.. Pretty much whoever has a wicked personality. :)

I love cartoons, doctor who, indie and older music, horrors and comedies. I also really enjoy reading. I hate insects.

I fuckin' love Darth Vader.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out what to do with my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Watching movies. I am fucking amazing at it, actually.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Piercings, tattoos, fattiness..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food ~ Vego so no meat, but love mexican and asian food. Am a terrible cook but give it my best.. Also anything with cheese. A fuckload of cheese.

Books ~ Stephen King, Jane Austin, Shakespeare, Margaret Atwood, any form of dystopian based novel.

Movies ~ horror movies (ghosts and spooky things mainly), OTT comedies and the odd romance.

Music~ The Smiths, Arctic Monkeys, The Cure, The Drums and The Beatles. Also lots of other weird music :)

TV~ family guy, south park, american dad, adventure time, doctor who, sherlock and the haunted.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cigarettes
Cute beings (animals or humans)
Coffee
Cigarettes again
Other things that don't begin with C..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Health conditions, conspiracy theories, food, how fucked the world is, aliens, Darth Vader..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing absolutely nothing. DO THINGS WITH ME.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have fibromyalgia & when people say shit like "maybe you should try less medication & just deal with the pain?" I get the urge to stab them. in the face.
You should message me if
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You're as bored as I am in this tiny town & wanna get to know each other.

I like drinking coffee & chain smoking.