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carbsorwhatever

27 Nanaimo, British Columbia, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer : *carbsorwhatever is a random movie quote. I'm not studying nutrition, and I'm not on any diet, so I can't provide you with any (useful) advice... *.

It is a hobby of mine to browse profiles to see what kind of individuals are lurking around, looking for love or sex or chocolate or whatever they feel they need.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I travel, drink tea & make kittens purr.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tetris, on that grey brick of a GameBoy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No spoiler policy applies here. You'd hate to know Kevin Spacey actually is Keyser Söze, before watching The Usual Suspects, wouldn't you? Oh wait...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am learning how to read at the moment. Dora goes to school was my first book, I like the pictures. I am halfway through Twilight.

Movies : Man bites dog, Seven Samurai, Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless mind, Unbreakable, My Neighbour Totoro.

Music : Progressive rock, Jazz, Underground hip-hop, 80s music... it's a mood thing.

Food : BBC (NO, Bread butter and cheese). Mango for exoticism. Sushi. I am not making French onion soup for 15 people ever again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- A knife and a flint.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- What is that cute and seemingly sane girl doing on Okcupid? Just between us, she must have a terrible secret.

- People, society, sex. Sometimes all at once.

- If today is 0°C and tomorrow is supposed to be twice as cold, what temperature is it going to be?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Open-minded.
- In Japan, drinking sake while watching anime with the Yakuzas.
- On a kinky and/or cuddly adventure with your mom.
- Enjoying free unlimited pop corn and peanuts at that bar.
- Something something involving mischief, sports, friends, social science, cooking a storm, exploring the city by night, jazzy sounds, psychology, the infinity of reddit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am half sweetheart, half sarcastic asshole.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you made it this far. You might as well say hi, I (almost) never bite ; the first time.