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52 Wakefield, UK Man


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  • Ages 36–55
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:07pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Narrowboating having left (6 years or a lifetime ago) the hurly-burly of London after 26 years working for a university in the centre.

Now I've discovered the joys of not having to work for a couple of years, I want more! So, it's a slow, quiet and cheap life cruising the canals whilst trying not to have to sell my mind for money.

Whilst I'm intelligent and practical that's counterbalanced by being cynical and naive. Probably have it down pat about a month after I'm dead.

I am, through years of education (mostly by dint of head-slapping), a gentleman; and am able to hold conversation on most subjects. However, I do also enjoy talking complete rubbish under the influence of a drink or two.
What I’m doing with my life
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Absolutely nothing. Apart from giving my boat some well-deserved tlc, devoting a few days a month to being a charity trustee in London, and exploring the West Riding.

Back in Wakey for winter after a summer out on the boat down to Oxford and back. Not going anywhere for November as the canal is closed for maintenance at each end of our cut.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bodging - one should never be far from WD40, gaffertape and a Birmingham screwdriver.
Listening - so much can be achieved by opening one's ears and mind
Travelling - lifelong wanderlust

Plus many and varied other skills, some of which are useful, interesting and remunerative; rather more that probably border on worrying/weird or just downright odd.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently my grin and eyes, but I'd put that down to ignoring the hair and beard....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pub bands, especially if there's decent ale in the offing are a splendid evening's entertainment.

The radio belongs to the BBC - R4 and Extra for the spoken word during the day, R6 for music in the evening and World Service for night-time.

Music is eclectic, with a leaning to electronica, trance and folk; rock and classical do get a nod but country is beyond the pale. This week's earwig is Una Mattina (Ludovico Einaudi).

Books are usually whatever I can find free on the web for the kindle or can swap in the canalside stashes. Just kicking myself for not being able to resist the siren call of 'Forbidden Planet' when I was down in London the other week - that was a week's living budget blown in a single half-hour wide-eyed sweet-shop moment - drat and double drat. Ah well; could have been worse.

The locality has libraries! I've borrowed stuff off them - currently 'The Long Earth' by Pratchett and Baxter.

TV - Just sorted out a Raspberry Pi and associated gubbins to create a PVR so I'm being rather indiscriminate at the moment until the novelty wears off. Previously it's been DVD's from the various second-hand shops in town; a new unlimited data plan on the 'phone has led to gluttony with Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad and The Big Bang Theory....

Food: Slowly getting into doing it myself; for many years I've eaten out as a matter of course - but now I've got the time and not the money to do that. And, when I'm out in the countryside, there's no choice unless I can find a talented chef amongst the wildlife along the cut. Which leads to my favourite cuisine - the picnic. Especially as real boiling water is close at hand on-board for proper tea. I am still looking for the plantations that result in Yorkshire Tea. Any help will be gratefully received.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My boat (58' narrowboat) and bike (SV650S) - one to live in and bimble, one to get to places and people in short order (or not quite so short if it's the S of France again and it's summer).

My body and mind - insert obligatory Tim Minchin quote here

My phones and computers - for over the horizon comms; this means I don't have to miss out on R4 wherever I might find myself (huzzah!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Since I've downshifted, it's a lot more about urban folk and their strange ways.

Other than that, it's the usual round of what needs to come onboard the boat, and what needs to be got rid of; you're a lot closer to everything when it's not piped in or out.
For Summer I'm nomadic, so it's about locating shops in easy reach of the canal to stock up on supplies and making sure that I've got at least some iron rations if that goes terribly wrong; these seem to consist of wine and a pair of Fray Bentos pies....

And, of course, where I'm going next (or planning to!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing as a 'usual Friday night'. Being on the boat and not working 9-5 leads to a rather fluid sense of time which can be marvellous, but is occasionally frustrating when folks ashore fail to comprehend the lack of speed involved in getting from A-B.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I try not to encourage people to downsize and live on the water only because too many taking up a fantastically interesting, involving and active lifestyle would remove the special feeling for it.

But, of myself, that will have to wait. Secrets are just so much more juicy in the flesh.
You should message me if
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You're more than merely alive. Or want to be.

Or want to play on a narrowboat cruising for summer...