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28 • Saint Louis, MO • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 22–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 6:36pm
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Not at all
- Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from two-year college
- Sales / Marketing
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has cats
- English, Sign Language (Okay)
Otherwise, belly laughing at most things.
I'm not good at idioms. I once tried to use the idiom "bring home the bacon" but went with "bring home the bread". I couldn't remember where the bread came from, until a friend told me it was "bread winner". I have come to learn that mixing up idioms like this is called a "malaphor". Thanks for creating words for the shit I do, internet!
If there was a medal for oversleeping alarms, I would totally win gold.
I also am pretty full of energy and generally lighthearted. I like to make jokes and make people laugh and feel good. So, I'd say those things.
It could also be how fast I talk and move. It doesn't feel like I'm going that fast, but if you compare me to other people, I'm going a mile a minute.
Some people say I look like me dad. ~~~ really nobody commented on this? It's obvi a lyric from the GENIUS song "C'est La Vie" from the short-lived Irish girl group B*Witched. Y'ALL REMEMBER THEM, RIGHT?
Whenever I shave off a hefty beard people tell me I look mad. It's just my resting face.
Old ladies always seem to mention my septum ring if I'm wearing it out.
Here are some tidbits from actual people to help you out:
• You are literally a muppet.
• Are you that friend that everyone wants around but is also secretly embarrassed about?
• No, you've always been literally insane.
• You are the entire cast of Cats.
• You are a grandma.
• I just realized you are the love child of Lumpy Space Princess and Jenna Maroney.
• You look like a young Yukon Cornelius.
• You're like "grandpa-meets-the-klurb"
• You're not even a real human.
R.I.P.: 30 Rock, Happy Endings, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charmed, Angel (seasons 2 - 4 only, let's get really real), How I Met Your Mother
Currently: Bob's Burgers, Parks and Rec, New Girl, The Mindy Project, So You Think You Can Dance, 2 Broke Girl$, Project Runway, Modern Family, Masters of Sex, Witches of East End, America's Next Top Model, Supernatural, Grimm, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, RuPaul's Drag Race
Recently Binged on Netflix: The 100, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, Teen Wolf
Laura Veirs, Basia Bulat, Joanna Newsom, Fiona Apple, Caroline Smith & the Good Night Sleeps, The Tallest Man on Earth, Marina and the Diamonds, Sia.
My karaoke do-to list has a lot of country and 90s pop & r&b.
I dig a lot of female vocalists with folk roots. I also love top 40 and country, and I don't understand it. I am always looking for new music to listen to, so give me all of your favorites! Also, my last.fm might help you see a bigger picture. Don't be this guy.
Food: Yes, all of it. I'm not very picky and enjoy trying out as many new foods as I can. Though, if someone put a gun to my head and made me pick a favorite, it would definitely be pizza. If you fancy yourself a pizza connoisseur, let's have a chat. Also, I'll eat most things, especially whatever you don't finish. I'm basically a human garbage disposal.
a. a cardigan
b. some cat snugs
c. lots & lots of water
d. making music
e. belly laughs
f. coffee/tea/soda pop
g. google maps
h. family -- immediate, extended, friends
i. my glasses?
j. pineapple & jalapeño pizza (don't knock it until you try it!)
l. circus school
n. non-alcoholic beer (except Busch NA, I could definitely do without that river water in a can)
• How do I stop yelling?
• What are my cats doing?
• Why does everyone label themselves a "young professional"? What is that even?
I find double jointed thumbs to be terrifying. Please keep your thumbs in the upright position.
I'm also terrified of cotton balls. The terrible feeling of it in my fingers is like your nails on a chalkboard or silverware on a plate. Get it away from me.
• you give good back rubs
• you want to meet my cats
• you want me to meet your cats
• you have some sweet new tunes for me to listen to
• you want to duet Brandy and Monica's "The Boy is Mine" at karaoke
• you are okay with me being like this
• you want to hang out. no, srsly, message me and ask me to, i will probably say yes
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