1/3 SANE SILLY-BILLY LQQKIN' 4 LUV

Also, this: http://www.nataliedee.com/041908/everyone-really-needs-to-watch-out-for-catpeoples-feelings-ok.jpg

I currently am working in retail management. It's what I've been doing for a while and I'm good at my job. It's definitely not my forever job, but it'll do for the time being.

Since I'm on my feet all day and working with the general public for work, I enjoy spending time at home and just vegging out. If I'm not at home, then I'm likely hanging out at a friends place or out to eat or having a drink with a friend instead.

Otherwise, belly laughing at most things.

Also, growing out my beard and watching Charmed.

I'm great at making corny, old man jokes and then laughing directly afterwards because I think I'm hilarious. Seriously, y'all, my best friend just told me I'm a dad. A DAD, I MAKE DAD JOKES, IS THIS MY LIFE? I'm okay with it, whatever.

I'm not good at idioms. I once tried to use the idiom "bring home the bacon" but went with "bring home the bread". I couldn't remember where the bread came from, until a friend told me it was "bread winner".

I tend to be pretty loud. My coworkers tell me to stop screaming, but I just tell them I'm projecting.

I also am pretty full of energy and generally lighthearted. I like to make jokes and make people laugh and feel good. So, I'd say those things.

It could also be how fast I talk and move. It doesn't feel like I'm going that fast, but if you compare me to other people, I'm going a mile a minute.

Some people say I look like me dad. ~~~ really nobody commented on this? It's obvi a lyric from the GENIUS song "C'est La Vie" from the short-lived Irish girl group B*Witched. Y'ALL REMEMBER THEM, RIGHT?

"You are literally a muppet." Accurate.

"Are you that friend that everyone wants around but is also secretly embarrassed about?" Yup.

"No, you've always been literally insane." Check.

Movies: Spaceballs, Spice World, Clueless, Mean Girls, Any Pixar movie. Yes, I have mostly terrible taste in movies.

Shows: 30 Rock (R.I.P.), Happy Endings, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Rec, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, The New Normal, New Girl, The Mindy Project, So You Think You Can Dance, 2 Broke Girl$, Project Runway, Modern Family. Currently finishing a two-month run of the entire series of Charmed on Netflix. I finished Charmed and now I don't want to live anymore.

Music: Laura Veirs, Basia Bulat, Joanna Newsom, Fiona Apple, Caroline Smith & the Good Night Sleeps, The Tallest Man on Earth, Marina and the Diamonds, Sia. I dig a lot of female vocalists with folk roots. I also love top 40 and country, and I don't understand it. I am always looking for new music to listen to, so give me all of your favorites!

Food: Yes, all of it. I'm not very picky and enjoy trying out as many new foods as I can. Though, all time favorite is a classic cheese pizza. If you fancy yourself a pizza connoisseur, let's have a chat.

I could absolutely do without some of these, but I wouldn't ever choose that life.

a. A cardigan
b. Some cat snugs
c. Lots & lots of water
d. Ukulele
e. Belly laughs
f. Coffee/unsweetened tea/caffeine in general
g. Google maps
h. Family -- immediate, extended, friends, cats
i. Kit Kat bars! ALL OF THEM

Why I am literally a crazy person?

I see my friends. ~~~ GUISE IT'S REBECCA BLACK. YOU'RE KILLIN' ME!

I can fall asleep anywhere. Most notable places include a concert and a clothing hamper.

I really want to go on a crazy blind date.

• you like people who make up songs about what they're doing
• you want to get some pizza or beer or both
• you want to meet my cats
• you want me to meet your cats
• you have some sweet new tunes for me to listen to
• http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/a-cat-persons-guide-to-dating/
• you aren't caught up in this ridiculous idea of masculinity/femininity and realize that is heteronormitive and detrimental to the lgbtq community
• you want to say something more than "hello" :)
• you want to hang out. no, srsly, message me and ask me to, i will probably say yes