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  • Ages 18–35
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Last Online
Today – 2:35pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
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English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a stand-up comedian, so full disclosure-I am the worst.

When I'm not busy with work or comedy, I like to spend time playing guitar, going to pop punk concerts or local karaoke with friends, drinking whiskey, and not taking life too seriously.

But on a serious note, I love the shit outta werewolf movies and anything related to nerd culture that I can get my paws on.

9 times out of 10, girls with glasses are my Kryptonite.

I'm very famous.
What I’m doing with my life
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I put out an album at and have a podcast about movies at that's also on iTunes. I also run a monthly pop culture/comedy showcase.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing arbitrary information about various popular culture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses & how outgoing I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS-Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick, The Beast That Shouted Love At The Heart of the World by Harlan Ellison, High Fidelity by Nick Hornsby, comics

MOVIES-An American Werewolf in London, Attack The Block, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, Die Hard, Dog Soldiers, Enter The Dragon, Ghostbusters, Hot Fuzz, The Howling, The Road Warrior, Robocop, Role Models, Seven Samurai, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, John Carpenter's The Thing, Tombstone, Unforgiven, Yojimbo, Young Frankenstein

TV-Arrested Development, Archer, Batman the Animated Series, The Boondocks, Breaking Bad, Community, Deadwood, Freaks and Geeks, Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, Human Giant, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Justified, Kids in the Hall, LOST, Louie, Parks and Recreation, Sealab 2021, The Twilight Zone, Upright Citizens Brigade

MUSIC-Against Me!, Andrew W.K., As Friends Rust, At The Drive In, Bad Religion, Johnny Cash, Childish Gambino, Direct Hit!, the Ergs!, Hot Water Music, the Lillingtons, Masked Intruder, mc chris, Mclusky, the Menzingers, Minor Threat, Public Enemy, Rage Against the Machine, the Ramones, the Replacements, Marty Robbins, Rush, Strike Anywhere, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Wu-Tang Clan

VIDEO GAMES-Mass Effect trilogy, Resident Evil, Mega Man, Fallout, Metroid, Legend Of Zelda, Skyrim, Gears Of War, LEGO Star Wars/Lord Of The Rings/Marvel Superheroes, Rocket Knight Adventures
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People are obviously not things, so here's THINGS.

1. iPod/Records
2. Glasses
3. Computer
4. Phone
5. Car
6. My hope of one day becoming a werewolf
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Werewolves and whether or not I can one day have a career where I make strangers laugh
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home watching movies, writing or playing with LEGOs or out at the movies or a karaoke bar. Or telling jokes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to be convinced the shark from Jaws could somehow attack me through my toilet.
You should message me if
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If you're into good bad ideas and also wanna talk about movies and nerd shit.

Or if you think "Radio" by Alkaline Trio his depressingly romantic.