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carljungmoney

28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on med school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
in(di)visible eye/I
What I’m doing with my life
in med school and grad school for neuroscience, cowering before the brain's fearful symmetries

reading newspapers until I'm sufficiently angry, kicking ass in egyptian ratscrew, man point accrual in the brutal wildernesses of the greater tri-state area
I’m really good at

rushing to get a haircut in a state of acute panic



radical perspective shifts, calculus problems involving bathtub drainage, running 3.2 miles

decent at bananagrams
The first things people usually notice about me
stunningly life-like with minimal external wiring
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

  • Borges story: Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius

  • true tale of people rafting from Peru to Polynesia: the Kon-Tiki

  • Wu-Tang member: Raekwon, Method Man (tie)

  • 90's sketch show: Mr. Show

  • decision theory paradox: two envelopes problem

  • late night bodega purchase: chipwich
          salty category: wasabi peas

  • animal: the ghostly caribou

On a typical Friday night I am
eatin cookies in mufuckas apts, leavin crumbs on the futon
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Before I pee I slide away the shower curtain to check for murderers. I'm still alive so I guess it works.

But that thing awhile back -- the thing with the thing? No way I'm copping to that here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are a Failed Messiah or American Success Story; a synesthete, somnambulist, or syndicalist.

you got them healthy neural firing patterns and you'd like to slap some sense into an airy charlatan.

you'd like to carouse or quarrel.