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carlm49

26 Melbourne, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am really cool. True story. Swear to God.
What I’m doing with my life
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Building a house on a truck so I can travel around Australia with my dog, So Crates. It'll be great. I'll probably accidently die in the wildness of Australia via some type of poisonous animal. Will make a great bar story.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding people I know in real life on OKC. Hilarity ensues.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: All of it. In the entire world. All at once. Omnomnomnom.

Games: Minecraft, Terraria, Borderlands, Mario Kart 64, Castle Crashers, Bad Lands, Golden Eye 64

Movies: Catch me if you can, Scott Pilgram Vs The World, Waynes World, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, Anchorman, It's All Gone Pete Tong.

TV: Rick And Morty, Archer, Bobs Burgers, Adventure Time, Puppy Cat, Breaking Bad, Doll House, Doomsday Arcade, IT Crowd, Malcolm In The Middle, Scrubs, Red Vs Blue, South Park, Ren And Stimpy, Supernatural, Metalocalypse, Frisky Dingo, Venture Brothers.

Authors: Douglas Adams, David Eddings, Isobelle Carmody, Terry Goodkind, Garth Nix, Philip Pullman, Tucker Max, Robyn Hobb.

Music:
Deadmau5, Pendulum, SOAD, Mozart, Venitian Snares, Average White Band, Bentley Rhythm Ace, James Brown, Brand New Heavies, Unkle, Parov Steller, Kormac, Celldweller, Korn, Skrillex, Sounds Like Chicken, Chemical Brothers, Opiuo, Flashbulb, Ella Fitzgerald, Jimi Hendrix, Daddy Cool, Gabin, Binärpilot, Dj Zedd, Aphex Twin, Janelle Monáe, US3, Eros, Crush 40, Dj Shadow, Wolfgang Gartner, Lonely Island, Dub Fx, Reggie Watts, Uppermost, Radiohead, Postal Service, Muse, La Roux, Hilltop Hoods, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Lupe Fiasco, Cake, Apocalyptica, Beastie Boys, Basement Jaxx, C2C DMC, Manu Chao, Young MC, Brooklyn Bounce, Disturbed, Vivaldi, MM9 (Many Machines 9), Alien Ant Farm, Micheal Jackson, Strays Dont Sleep, Chicane, Gotye, The Killers, Plan B, Ellie Goulding, Inga Liljestrom, The Midnight Beast, BT, Daft Punk, Psyharmonics, Cat Empire, Dead Prez, Stevie Wonder, Bob Marley, Keith Green, Otis Redding, Aretha Franklin, Banana Oil, Jamiroquai, Marilyn Manson, I Monster, Richard Cheese, PM Dawn, Tenacious D, Presidents of the USA, Thirsty Merc, Bachelors from Prague, Mashup Germany.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Sunglasses. Because.
2) My V-Moda headphones. High quality audio is bliss.
3) My dog So Crates. Adorable.
4) My truck, The Nomad. Adventure.
5) A deck of cards. Entertainment.
6) My camera. To remember.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How irresponsible and wasteful I would be if I were rich. How many people I can find on dating websites and chuckle at how they present themselves to the opposite (or same) sex as a potential partner. Y'all weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking alone in a dark room smashing my face into a piano keyboard trying to write music until my eyeballs explode.

I kid, I kid.

It's weeping into a keyboard as I listen to more talented musicians get famous.

www.soundcloud.com/theskileton
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