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carlsaan

37 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Life is too short to be sitting around waiting for something good to come along.

My primary goal right now is to have fun. I'm into games, pranks, laughing, dressing up in funny things, snuggling, telling stories, and getting silly with my friends. I really enjoy witty banter and sarcasm.

For work, I'm an electrical engineer and I really love what I do, but it doesn't define who I am. I like outdoors stuff... Hiking, skiing, river rafting, tubing... After a trip to Mexico, I really want to learn to kiteboard.
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking through your profile looking for things things that make me laugh.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories. Pointing out the obvious. Balancing things on top of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually, my sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to eat for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, exploring the unknown. Maybe a show or a house party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm afraid of dinosaurs...at Laughing Planet.

I mean just think about where those things have been...kids are up all over those things...putting them in their mouths dropping them on the floor...so gross.

I always wonder, do those things ever even get washed?

For the longest time I used to afraid to even get near them, I wanted to move them to another table but I couldn't bring myself to touch them. They would just sit there staring at me in all their filth.

That's about when I decided to fight back. I decided to sneak off to the bathroom and rub my junk all over those things. Now every time I see a kid sucking on a stegosaurus, I smile because I know exactly where that thing has been.

But I'm still afraid of the dinosaurs...:)

...and you thought I was serious.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are funny, intelligent, cute, and can hold a conversation.

Also, you have to be cool enough to introduce to my friends.