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carlthefubsfan

27 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Born and raised in this big gorgeous city. Just got my masters and am starting as a full time social worker soon. Really love playing and recording music. I'm in a cover band which is weird and fun? I don't know. Fair warning, I'm a huge politics, music, movie dork most of the time. I'm always up for a round of daiseycutters and a good conversation.

for those who are into this sort of thing-> ESFJ
What I’m doing with my life
Fine tuning my Manhattan recipe. Even a bad Manhattan tastes pretty dang good..

Full time social worker by trade and I really enjoy the work.
I’m really good at
cracking people up
Cards Against Humanity
lifting people up in the air when I give goodbye hugs.
Political discussions
spooning
The first things people usually notice about me
I polled my friends last night.. their vote: dreads. Super easy to spot in a crowd.. just look for the 6ft dude with dreads grinning like an idiot!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, the POSTSECRET series by Frank Warren, The New Jim Crow, Dirty Wars

Movies: anything with John Murphy music in it, really.
Inception, Black Sheep, Tron, Mary and Max, Fight Club, The Fountain, Labyrinth, Stay, The Fall, Bronson, bridesmaids, Life Is Beautiful, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Grindhouse, The Room (Tommy Wiseau), The Big Lebowski, Sunshine, WALL•E, VHS,

TV: Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Breaking Bad, House of Cards (best show period), Real Time with Bill Maher

Music:
BrandNew, How to destroy angles, The Receiving End of Sirens, The National, nine Inch Nails, The Black Keys, Run the Jewels, Radiohead, Trifonic, Queens of the Stone Age, He Is Legend, Girl Talk, Devin Townsend, Hendrix, Team Sleep, Explosions in the Sky, Alt-J, Russian Circles, Purity Ring, Washed Out, The smiths, Earl Sweatshirt, Rush, Shlohmo & Jeremih, Phantogram.
The six things I could never do without
Absurdity
Great Coffee
Playing / listening to Music
Netflix
[ this is where number five would go ]
65 degree sunny days.
On a typical Friday night I am
Might catch me at Boilerroom with friends, home on a netflix binge, recording some music while the neighbors are out of earshot.. who knows! I'm always up for new stuff, if you've got awesome ideas let me know
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I really enjoy level headed people that have goals and defend them. Do that thing that makes you awesome and odds are I'll think you're pretty great. If you think we'll get along drop me a line.