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carly311

26 F London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 27–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I figured I may as well give this whole thing a go. I want some new adventures and some laughs after a pretty crappy past year!

Likes: sarcasm, food, random music and silly dancing, drinking wine, walking (getting muddy in the countryside or meandering around London), and talking too much. I'd say climbing too but not been in months, none of my London friends go!

Dislikes: food that can look at me (whole fish or prawns with heads on freak me out), slugs (actual phobia) and uptightness. Other than those things I'm pretty chilled!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with kids with special needs in a primary school
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating, staying up far too late and yet also early mornings, cooking (ish), making things a bit too perfect, never running out of things to say...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea...I may have to approach a stranger on the street about this one later!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food...yum. Pulled pork, Thai, ridiculous amounts of fruit. I eat most things, although I tried a sheep's testicle once and really don't fancy that again! Fermented shark was pretty awful too. Eugh.

Books...pretty random selection. Sebastien Faulks, books about ancient Japan or China, Tolkien. I shamefully keep getting hooked on trashy books to read on my phone on the journey to work though.

Films...I'm not really into girly films, I'll watch pretty much anything as long as the acting is half decent. I will admit that I really enjoyed the newest X-Men film and have a weird soft spot for Erin Brokovich.

TV... Falling Skies, Game of Thrones, Vikings, The Walking Dead, Revolution etc...I'm more likely to be watching something online than the actual TV.

Music...alllllll sorts depending on the mood. It was dubstep in my ears on the way to work the other day but just had a Placebo album on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order...people, phone, space, wine, music, sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making some life changes, but where to start?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical Friday night: sometimes out for dinner or in a bar, sometimes just curled up on the sofa.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humour, like trying new things, enjoy talking about anything and everything, are not uptight and love sex and cuddles equally. Ok so maybe equally is a bit much to ask of a bloke but must really like both!