I don't subscribe to gendernormative, mindfuck, anarchist America,
man. Die cis scum. I love my fixie named diqsie. I had Lana Del Rey
Bans before they were cool. I roll my own tampons. I love my
one-eyed, three-legged, deaf kitten Lucky.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in an independently-owned non corporate (The 99.99%) vegan
bakery/sustainable garden. Green. Playing my cat and stroking my
guitar. I advocate for a non-profit hemp septum ring manufacturer.
I’m really good at
Being apathetic. You can never see the world at a one-to-one ratio,
brah. Nihilism. Existential. Defy the pathetic conservative
The first things people usually notice about me
I go against the mold, I break the grain. Half of my head is
shaved, but the only the unpopular half.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: You've probably never heard of them, but...Nietzsche, Plath,
Vonnegut, Palahniuk, some you probably never heard of...
Movies: You've probably never heard of them,
Shows: You've probably never heard of them, but...The L Word, Lip
Service, Breaking Bad, The Office, The Walking Dead...you
Music: You've probably never heard of them,
Food: You've probably never heard of them, but...I live off of
Romantics' hearts and cigarettes. Obligatory sriracha mention.
Vegan/gluten-free/raw/consensual polyamory/free-rage babies.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to defeat Capitalism. What time my next AA meeting is? I only
drink Whiskey and PBR. Wanna ride my ironic handlebar mustache?
On a typical Friday night I am
No where and in a hurry. Cheers!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lost most of my sense of smell in 'Nam. Now everything smells
You should message me if
did it hurt? ...when you fell from Heaven, you angel.