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carlyarlyjandro

24 Seoul, South Korea Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 8
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
7′ 11″ (2.42m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Yiddish (Fluently), Basque (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't subscribe to gendernormative, mindfuck, anarchist America, man. Die cis scum. I love my fixie named diqsie. I had Lana Del Rey Bans before they were cool. I roll my own tampons. I love my one-eyed, three-legged, deaf kitten Lucky.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in an independently-owned non corporate (The 99.99%) vegan bakery/sustainable garden. Green. Playing my cat and stroking my guitar. I advocate for a non-profit hemp septum ring manufacturer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being apathetic. You can never see the world at a one-to-one ratio, brah. Nihilism. Existential. Defy the pathetic conservative Democrats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I go against the mold, I break the grain. Half of my head is shaved, but the only the unpopular half.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: You've probably never heard of them, but...Nietzsche, Plath, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, some you probably never heard of...

Movies: You've probably never heard of them, but...IndieMovieIndieMovieIndieMovieIn-Dee-Moo-Vee!

Shows: You've probably never heard of them, but...The L Word, Lip Service, Breaking Bad, The Office, The Walking Dead...you know.

Music: You've probably never heard of them, but...IndieBandIndieBandObscureLocalBand
IndieBandOnePopularBand.

Food: You've probably never heard of them, but...I live off of Romantics' hearts and cigarettes. Obligatory sriracha mention. Vegan/gluten-free/raw/consensual polyamory/free-rage babies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
minimalism
apathy
nothingness
void spaces
nihilism
sexy grandmas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to defeat Capitalism. What time my next AA meeting is? I only drink Whiskey and PBR. Wanna ride my ironic handlebar mustache?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No where and in a hurry. Cheers!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I lost most of my sense of smell in 'Nam. Now everything smells like cantaloupe.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
did it hurt? ...when you fell from Heaven, you angel.

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