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carlybee

30 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
compulsive knitter, flirt, procrastinatrix, nighttime scribbler, crushslut, terrible liar, word-nerd, witch, homebody, hard femme, shy-ish, square, upstart, enthusiasm-enthusiast, shoe-fiend, feminist killjoy, geek, kinky queer, masochist, chubbytired. probably wearing animal print.

**** my dance card is pretty full these days, so i am not looking for new romantic connections! i am always, however, looking for new friends, so if you want to have a fun summer adventure, i am always looking for buddies to go see weird theatre, queer performance art, experimental dance, or live music in small venues (bluegrass anyone??). My expectations of friends are pretty similar to those i have for partners/dates, so please give a read to this if you wanna hang out. <3

i tend to be into weirdos and queers of all genders, but since we live in a heteropatriarchy, straight cis guys will have to try pretty hard and be extremely awesome to get my attention. I pretty much promise to ignore your message unless you give me pretty clear indications that you a) read my profile b) share my values c) have something awesome to offer (your cock summarily does not count- lots of people have those and i can buy as many as i want from my local haberdashery)

these days i feel most excited about hanging out with perverts/leatherfolk/kinky queers. being buds sounds great, and maybe play if we are into similar stuff. yes, i am on that other site, but i only make connections with folks i actually know.

i'm a niche market, not a crowdpleaser. i like to be fished with a hook, not a net. i have high expectations around communication, consent, boundaries, respect, and care. i reciprocate those as well. I'm really fucking earnest. i'm a very picky slut. if you have questions about what that means to me, ask them.
What I’m doing with my life
i talk about sex, sexuality, gender, and sexual health with queer and trans youth. for money. i also teach (lefty, jewish) sunday school and work for this rad magazine (www.twistcollective.com). sometimes i make smoothies professionally.

i am also perfecting my bananagrams skills, reading tarot, knitting everything, coming late to the zine-making party, and dreaming about more tattoos. I also like to explore on my bike or my jogging feet. i do a lot of crossword puzzles, but i am not very good at them.
I’m really good at
listening; word games; stick'n'poke tattoos; talking about my feelings; knitting; making the most of the barter system.

it's more fun and easier to tell you what i am terrible at. for example: knowing what direction i'm facing; comprehending sarcasm; waiting patiently for anything; lying; push-ups; proprioception.
The first things people usually notice about me
punk rock haircut; nerdy tattoos; great rack
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i don't really care what you like as long as you like stuff! disaffection is boring! but i guess i can tell you a few things to make myself more culturally intelligible....

writers i am crushing on right now include junot diaz, amber dawn, ivan coyote, edwidge danticat, david sedaris, paul auster, kate harding, dave eggers, chuck klosterman, chuck palanhiuk, and dorothy allison. i also highly recommend dolly parton's autobiography.

i grew up on johnny cash and queen; i listen to eminem and rancid when i run; i like dancing to gossip and rihanna; i love live bluegrass. i like story songs, and i like to sing along. i'm open to suggestions, but i have little patience for music-related snobbery. I like the things I like without irony, even ke$ha.

as for food... i love it. unless it is cantaloupe or it wobbles, i probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
1. burritos
2. crunchy leaves
3. knitting
4. cute underpants
5. a flask of whiskey
6. kissing

(in no particular order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
puns; short fiction; longer fiction; naked swimming; systemic oppression; racism; sincerity; scrabble; making out ; making soup; shoes; cruciferous vegetables; bathroom wall graffiti; consonance; consent; consensus; cupcakes; colour-coordination; buttons; pretty dresses; polka dots; the prison-industrial complex; the barter system; puddlejumping; bedhead,'spooning; smelling like campfire; knitting; sex; twitter; power; gender; bdsm; feminism; tummies; making old things into new things; belts that do tricks; freckles.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably drinking fizzy water or bourbon while watching degrassi junior high, or doing a crossword puzzle in my underwear and listening to the CBC. i might be shaking my butt at a dance party, if someone cute invited me to one...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm a mammal and i don't care who knows it!

i'll let amanda palmer elaborate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcoreV10hI8
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–59
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you like big butts and you cannot lie.
no really, i have a strong aversion to deception of nearly any kind - and my butt is very large.

you want to teach me how to play the ukulele or help me fix my bike

you want to invite me to an event where it would be appropriate for me to wear some of my more ridiculous items of clothing, ie elaborate sparkly 80s prom dresses, black leather minidress, fuzzy leopard print platform shoes that look like they belong to a spice girl. These things go out even less than i do!