I am clever, friendly, and energetic.
My Self-Summary
I can be really loud and rowdy around people I like, and nearly
silent around people I don't. I have no patience for people that
bore me. I like roughhousing. I love to laugh. I don't like to beat
around the bush or have to be overly strategic in conversation, I
tend to just say what I mean. I can burp really horrifyingly
loudly, but am prudent about when I reveal this superpower. I don't
mind getting bruised or scraped up or dirty in the process of
having fun. I always know what time it is, and yet I am always
late. I love love love getting exposed to wonderful new things and
watching movies and listening to great (usually indie) music. I'm
extremely proactive and get annoyed by highly self-absorbed people
and lazy people who won't respond to a bit of motivation. I'm
cheerful and energetic and fun, and enjoy bringing out those
qualities in other people, but also like to counterbalance all the
shenanigans with alone time, a serious conversation, or taking the
time to quietly appreciate things of beauty.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently spent 2 years traveling around and living in Europe,
first in Lisbon, Portugal and then in Amsterdam. I made some
friends in Lisbon during my post-graduate school travels and
decided to stay there for a while rather than sit around my
parents' house in Phoenix, or start living a "grown up" life in the
US. I made excellent use of my degrees in chemical engineering and
oceanography by working at a hostel, bartending and cooking dinner
for the guests. Eventually most of our friends moved on and I got a
bit tired of living in a "Latin-style" country, so I found a job in
Amsterdam working as an au pair for a Dutch family, and spent 6
months living there. Great city! Unfortunately they kicked me out
for a bit. I spent 6 months living back at home in Phoenix, and
managed to find myself a nice little niche in the downtown Phoenix
music/arts scene. I partied a lot and went to a lot of shows, but
wasn't really going anywhere. Fortunately I got accepted to grad
school in Amsterdam, so now I'm back (and legal!), pursuing an MSc
in Environmental Chemistry. Bring on the responsibility. I also
work for a Dutch music zine, writing copy and helping out with
various other things.
I’m really good at
being self-deprecating... entertaining and taking charge of
children using minimal verbal communication, cooking tex mex food
for large groups of people, mixing caipirinhas, recommending sweet
indie music, talking at length and with enthusiasm, paying
attention to detail in the lab and on the computer, dissolving
things with frighteningly strong acids, editing
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm a tall, loud american. i stick out. fortunately i'm
good-natured enough that people tend to eventually forgive me for
the "loud american" part. while in america amongst my kind, i
suppose it's my glasses, my height, or my vintage-loving steez.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
BOOKS: extremely loud and incredibly close, the fountainhead, all
my sons, cyrano de bergerac, the great gatsby, everything is
illuminated, this book will save your life, me talk pretty one day,
no one belongs here more than you. i don't read as much as i'd
like.
MOVIES: harold and maude, rushmore, synecdoche new york; the royal
tenenbaums, amelie, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, lost in
translation, moulin rouge, dancer in the dark, donnie darko, the
truman show, magnolia, midnight cowboy, united states of leland,
punch drunk love, goonies, brick, children of men, down by law,
juno, old joy, groundhog day, thank you for smoking, john
carpenter's the thing, easy rider, the graduate, wayne's world, be
kind rewind, lars and the real girl, me and you and everyone we
know, knocked up, being john malkovich, buffalo '66, all about
eve
MUSIC: animal collective, of montreal, phosphorescent; grandaddy,
songs: ohia, neutral milk hotel, andrew bird, the unicorns, cat
power, sigur ros, sufjan stevens, the constantines, radiohead,
spoon, joanna newsom, lucero, modest mouse, mirah, (early)
interpol, man man, the handsome family, john vanderslice, (early)
white stripes, beck, ugly casanova, the arcade fire, clap your
hands say yeah, wolf parade, the hold steady, smog, talking heads,
the joggers, the walkmen, david bowie, the kinks, the dresden
dolls, tv on the radio, beirut, mates of state, blonde redhead,
cold war kids, lcd soundsystem, bon iver, patrick wolf, menomena,
the papercuts, peter bjorn and john, the black keys, the lovely
feathers, why?, dent may, the tallest man on earth, here we go
magic, sunset rubdown, dan deacon, department of eagles, ramona
falls, city center
FOOD: speculaas (how do i love thee? let me count the ways...),
bread of all kinds, decadent breakfasts, strong/spicy flavors,
indian, thai, mexican/southwestern, italian (duh), sushi (with lots
of wasabi and pickled ginger), anything involving black beans or
sweet potatoes or avocados, goat cheese, brie, camembert, "forest
fruits", dried figs, pickles, peanut sauce, soups, salads with
fruit/nuts/cheese/mixed greens, chocolate above all other sweets,
bread pudding, unexpected flavor combinations, fancy beers, coffee,
chai, mango nectar
The six things I could never do without
music
fun and interesting friends (i.e. laughter and conversation)
means of getting myself around (e.g. a bike or a car)
beer
cheese
exercise
I spend a lot of time thinking about
music, dudes, and how i'm not doing enough with my life
On a typical Friday night I am
out on the town
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i break out the big vocabulary words when i get drunk.
You should message me if
i just want a tall, sexy, funny hipster to laugh at my jokes and
call me out on my bullshit and and have adventures with. is that
too much to ask?
there is no point in contacting me if we don't have much in common.
if you can't carry on a conversation about music or film or art (or
at least science, but let's hope it doesn't come to that), don't
bother. i'm not on here because i'm desperate or can't get laid,
i'm on here to leave no stone unturned in the quest for mr. right.
or at least mr. right now. ok?
as david cross said, while reflecting on the go-getter attitude of
a garbage man IN A GARBAGE TRUCK, driving alongside a girl and
catcalling her: "i'll ask 100 chicks, maybe i get 99 no's, that's
fine... maybe that 100th chick likes to fuck on a pile of
trash."
i do not like to fuck on a pile of trash.
in other words, douchebags and creeps - PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.