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29 • Lausanne, Switzerland • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Apr 15
- 5′ 4″ (1.62m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Catholicism, but not too serious about it
- Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Less than $20,000
- Seeing Someone
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Poorly)
I'm a spanish 29-year old computer. Hi.
Facts: I'm a terrible cook. I buy maps compulsively. I like kids to be at least four meters away from me. I worship Bill Gates for creating Microsoft Word's automatic spelling check (the world needed it)... so I confess: I will never date a guy who doesn't mind misspelling ever again! (however, don't ask me for spelling perfection in a foreign language). I like the word "douchebag" and saying "c'est un trou du cul".
More accurately: I'm like an old lady, I sort of long for those days of dark bars with a Sinatra song playing, a handsome elegant man staring from the other side, my Manhattan on one hand and a cigarette on the other. Oh God! They had so much style!
I'm a calm person, but of course I party every once in a while. I think I'm nice and very polite but I'm a hardcore talker and I engage myself in no matter what discussion with passion, which is sometimes misunderstood.
I'm very rational and very emotional at once.
I tried to start a career in cinematography for a while but I don't give a fuck about it anymore. For a couple of years I stuck my head in filmmaking, camera operating, lighting, editing, or anything at all, but there weren't that many options to work in Madrid and it didn't really work out so I decided to move to Berlin, learn German while studying a Master on International Trade (online) and then found a job in Switzerland in the pharmaceutical industry in a Marketing department. If I'm not gonna follow The Dream I'd better make some good money! That's my new, capitalist, happy, promising point of view. Please don't give me the "always follow your dream" crap, nor the "pharma is evil and you're selling you soul" crap. I won't agree with you. I'm happy with this choice and I have not settled for any less that what I want. But what one wants changes over time.
These two years in Berlin have been very unlike the Berlin experience, but still important for me from an interests point of view. I worked part time for a year and a half for a social gaming 3D network where I discovered the extreme geekness of this world we live in. Also, discovered the fascinating universe of the tech startup world there. I'm in Lausanne for a Pharma Marketing internship, and while I do it I hope to finish my thesis on exporting a cell therapy product, again, all very geeky but cool.
I'm a language freak and I love to know everything about it.
I've also mastered the art of pretending that I wasn't talking out loud to myself in the middle of the street.
Best of all, I'm a good driver and make good coffee.
I'm in love with spanish folklore. I found it around my twenties and I decided to strengthen my roots: so....yes, I'm a total bullfighting lover all of a sudden. I can explain it to you (why I like it and what is it about). I respect and understand being against it, though, cause I thought like that once. I love flamenco and its environment, its attitude. I am the One and Only walking spanish cliché!
Geez I know people care about this shit, that's why I'm writing it, but it's boring as fuck. You may skip it. Otherwise, there you go:
Movies... Filmmakers I like and that come to my mind now are in no specific order: Kubrick, Herzog, Truffaut, Bergman, Kaurismaki, Spielberg, Kusturica, Polanski, Rohmer, Wong kar Wai, Hitchcock, Kitano, Coppola, Kurosawa, Scorsese, Kieslowski, Zhang Yimou, Alan Parker, Woody Allen, Tarkovsky, Chaplin, Soderberg, Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Richard Linklater, Coen Brothers, Paul Verhoeven, Win Wenders, Terrence Malick, Billy Wilder.
I'm a total TV show addict, especially american ones. My favourite ones (which I consider as pieces of the best cinema that it's been done today): True Detective, Mad Men, Six Feet Under, Game of Thrones, Rome, The West Wing, The Sopranos, Scrubs, House MD, etc.
Books... Hmm... Faulkner, Carver, Chejov, Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Verlaine, Vargas-Llosa, Hemmingway, Rilke, Antonio di Benedetto, Bruno Schulz, Robert Walser, Ursula Le Guin, Salinger, Proust, Bolaño, Kerouac, Pessoa, Camillieri, Italo Calvino, Baricco, Nemirovsky, Henry James, Joyce, Tobias Wolf, Nabokov, Pynchon, Tolstoi, Camus, Conrad, Capote, Boris Vian. I'm also interested non fiction, particularly history and economy.
Music... I don't give a fuck about electro. I don't despise it or anything, it can be cool, I just get distracted and start observing the random flight of an insect instead. I listen to a lot of classical. This could be too extensive so I'll summarize it in: medieval and renaissance music, Bach, some romanticism, and 20th century (Debussy, Stravinsky... not crazy crazy people making crazy crazy noises). Jazz in general although I haven't been listening much lately. I like classic jazz (Chet Baker, Miles Davis, Django Reinhardt, Stéphane Grappelli, and I'll go wherever there is a Big Band...), Chick Corea in all periods. I enjoy very much music experiments such as Bela Fleck & the Flecktones, latin jazz and latin music in general, specially Cuban (Compay Segundo, Omara Portuondo, Bebo Valdés...), bossa nova (Jobim is God to me, Joao Gilberto, Caetano Veloso...). Flamenco has stolen my heart (Paco de Lucía, Camarón, Miguel Poveda, Remedios Amaya, Enrique Morente, Manolo Caracol, la Paquera, Lole Montoya, Argentina, etc.), I like tango, bolero, and the spanish copla and cuplés and its' esthetics. I like blues very much but I don't know that much about it. Apart from that I listen every once in a while to some of the 70s rock (Bowie, The Who, Jefferson Airplane...) and old pop-soul such as Aretha Franklin, Ella Fitzgerald, Gloria Gaynor, Donna Summers, and all those fucking great voices. I adore crooners too! (Sinatra, Barry White...)
Oh! I almost forgot: I love Nick Drake, worship Tom Waits and wanna marry Michael Bublé!
1- Comedy: love stand-up, I also spend hours watching american talkshows (they are hilarious, plus... I have a huge crush on both David Letterman and Craig Ferguson), politically incorrect jokes. -I can't help it. Since I moved to Berlin I can't stop making jew jokes, it's such a pleasure.
3- Biology, especially all that related to neurosciences. I started a comedy blog about it (in spanish) but I'm so fucking lazy that I only published two or three posts a year until I stopped. My New Year's resolution for 2013 is trying to update it at least once a month (update: failed!). Anyway, if you understand spanish, you like geeky neuro info or just want to laugh at someone else's on-purpose stupidity, ask me for the link.
4- Art: Movies, music, reading, writing, photography blablabla.
5- Economic theory and Politics. I discovered how passionating they can be and my vision of how the world works has radically changed. I consider myself a classical liberal. Oh wait! What's that?!.... That's the sound of so many of you running away at this point!
Other secondary hobbies? sure:
6- Enjoying being outside (despite my total laziness). How? I'm not much of a sporty person but I used to like basketball and skiing -back when I could afford it/had some free time, before the war- which reminds me of... SCUBA DIVING! I haven't done it for a while for the same reasons but I used to be totally addicted to it. I obviously like traveling as well, like everybody else. I'm totally and utterly a terrace bar person. This doesn't mean that I don't enjoy indoors, there are few better pleasures than fossilizing on the couch: Aside from shows/movies, I love watching the motorbikes at 6 am with some sleepy friends, sometimes football and Formula 1, or bullfighting corridas on TV.
But if I had to summarize the 6 actual things I really couldn't live without, I would say: cafeterias with wifi, Facebook, really long conversations, winter sun (Berlin was killing me), folklore, and yes...politically incorrect jokes.
Really, if you're smart, analytical and a good communicator. If you have a twisted sense of humor, that too.
Out-loud prayer: God All Mighty! No more "easygoing, openminded, liberal, into traveling and new experiences, feeling connected to every person, stone or vegetable on the planet, vegans for better energy flowing reasons, that can see your soul through your eyes in a glimpse cause they're special as a fucking snow flake, who lead simple lives focused on enjoying the little things to make the world a better place" profiles. Pleeeease make it stop! I don't want your frikin' free hugs!
Note: Right now, I'm not interested in anything other than making friends. I'm kind of busy and fast starts have proved to be a bit stressing for me in that context, just because I don't immediately LIKE people and I don't have much free time neither. This apparently drives me to start ignoring messages out of total panic -when someone is a little pushy-. Yeah yeah I know, I should've learned to handle how to politely reject people by this age, I'm on it, I promise. I am also sort of dating someone and I want to give it an honest try. Anyway, bear this lack of expectations in mind too! That being said, if I happen to get interested over time (in whatever type of relationship), I am the most dedicated person on the planet.
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