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carmiejack

54 New York, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 44–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am easily awed, goofy, smart, can go from Breaking Bad to Squidbillies, supportive, irreverent, snark-free, quick-witted, and about 4 other things.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in a really great place professionally. I feel very lucky - I love what I do and I have wonderful friends. I am constantly trying to learn new things.
I’m really good at
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being supportive and empathetic.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my smile.
You should message me if
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You are an older, single Tim Minchin or Kevin Smith. Barring that, if you possess their intelligence, looks and heart, enjoy wordplay as well as a good fart joke (or fart, for that matter). You're as comfortable in jeans as you are in sweats, straightforward, use correct grammar and spell correctly 95% of the time (yes, I'm one of those), are sweet, funny, and goofy. Therapized is preferable. Please believe that all people should have the same right to get married and that abortion is sometimes the best choice and legalization of marijuana is not a bad idea. Also, be advised that I am an atheist.

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