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26 F Seoul, South Korea

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12, 2013
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
When drinking
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
A guy who tried to pick up on me in a bar at one point said he must be masochistic for talking to me.

Consider yourself warned.

I'm notorious for getting bored easily. It's either there or it's not, and I'm not going to make you buy me drinks all night before telling you we should be friends. I can deal with crazy, but I don't do drama or passive aggressive text messages. I ignore anyone with bad spelling or grammar. I am equally comfortable backhanding men and cooking dinner. I read a lot, so be prepared to tell me the last thing you read.

I'm teaching English in Seoul at the moment while I prepare to apply for graduate programs.

Before South Korea, I moved to Thailand more or less on a whim. I spent two years teaching English to adorable Thai kids and traveling around SE Asia. The last country I was on vacation in was Burma. It was an amazing country, and no Starbucks in sight.

I gravitate towards the dark, depressing, and morbid, yet I'm an unwavering optimist. I love sarcasm just as much as I enjoy sincerity. I generally poke fun at my dates. This is normal. I'm more playful than professional. I don't laugh at dumb jokes.

I am dark, daring, and delightful
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Laughing at awkward situations.

People watching

Attracting strange things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes. Assuming you're looking at my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Brief, Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. Ender's Game. Pride and Prejudice. Zadie Smith. The Hobbit. American Gods. The Windup Girl. In Los Tiempos de Las Mariposas. Mind of My Mind. The Lord of the Rings. Me Talk Pretty One Day. Invisible Monsters. Jonathan Franzen. Till We Have Faces. Revenge. Donny Darko. Fight Club. Eulogy. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. The Guard. Seven. From Hell. Delta Rae. The Avett Brothers. The Black Keys. The Weepies. Ani Difranco. Dirty Projectors. The Heavy. Jimi Hendrix. Radiohead. The Raconteurs. The Temptations. Thai. Chinese. Indian. Puerto Rican. Chai. Chocolate. Bread. Wine. Beer.
The six things I could never do without
My family

A pen

My passport

A novel

My friends

A sunrise
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I want to travel next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Or drinking. Or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I wake up feeling evil.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've read the above, weighed the risks, and determined that I am not as hazardous to your health as arsenic.