Consider yourself warned.
I'm notorious for getting bored easily. It's either there or it's not, and I'm not going to make you buy me drinks all night before telling you we should be friends. I can deal with crazy, but I don't do drama or passive aggressive text messages. I ignore anyone with bad spelling or grammar. I am equally comfortable backhanding men and cooking dinner. I read a lot, so be prepared to tell me the last thing you read.
I'm teaching English in Seoul at the moment while I prepare to apply for graduate programs.
Before South Korea, I moved to Thailand more or less on a whim. I spent two years teaching English to adorable Thai kids and traveling around SE Asia. The last country I was on vacation in was Burma. It was an amazing country, and no Starbucks in sight.
I gravitate towards the dark, depressing, and morbid, yet I'm an unwavering optimist. I love sarcasm just as much as I enjoy sincerity. I generally poke fun at my dates. This is normal. I'm more playful than professional. I don't laugh at dumb jokes.
I am dark, daring, and delightful