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48 Tucson, AZ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–46
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 21
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of university
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Soon to be divorced, no kids, no fighting over stuff, she is in Canada and we are still amicable. Recently moved back to Tucson. I am a dual citizen Canadian/American and am not convinced I will stay in Tucson or the US long-term. Women living in Canada now or wanting to move there in the future are welcome.

I like strong women, empathy, generosity, reciprocity, a belief that you can create positive change in the world and a willingness to try, cats, singing, dancing, acting, (and seeing others do those things well), impressionist paintings, women who love to bicycle, art deco, people who are eccentric just because that is who they are. I like atheists, but dad is a Rabbi so I am down with fellow yarmulke heads too.

I am very honest, monogamous, emotionally stable, kind, a very chill person prone to being goofy and playful and not taking much that happens as too much of a crisis. I like to be around people who accentuate the positive, or at least do not obsess over minor negatives.

I have not taken a traditional path in life. I have helped smuggle refugees, sung at Carnegie Hall, acted in Sex and the City, entered a design competition, owned a hippy activist store, owned the Musee Du Garbage in NYC, presented papers on topics I never formally studied, worked as a bike messenger...

Holding onto faint hope of having a family one day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The grand plan, seriously, is to write a brilliant book that shows how to tame Capitalism and make it our bitch while also explaining just how to understand our evolved vulnerabilities to the sirens of war and how to plug our ears and tie ourselves to the masts. But right now I am spending my time being really intimidated by the enormity of that task. And I have a job, nothing exciting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, having fun at parties where I know no one, writing academic stuff, understanding densely written academic books. Spatial skills like riding rapidly between two moving vehicles with inches to spare. Having fun watching movies with no deeper meanings. Being extremely silly. Questioning my own views. Questioning everyone else's views. Foot rubs. Women go crazy for my foot rubs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am short and have some remaining curly hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a)Barbara Kingsolver, Edward Abbey, Shakespeare, E.O. Wilson, David Sloan Wilson, Tolkien, Jorge Luis Borges, I mostly read academic books related to my ideas these days.
b)The Yes Men, Eternal Sunshine, Gladiator, Team America, Monty Python, Searching for Sugarman, LoTR, The Godfather, I just am not into horror movies.
c)How about types of music instead: big band swing, opera, Andean, Russian choral music (sang with the Russian Chamber Chorus of New York), world music, reggae, klezmer, folk, '60's garage psychedelic, blues, broadway musicals...and then the greats of Rock like The Who, Janis Joplin, Beatles, Hendrix, Devo, Talking Heads, Ramones...I am not into '80's pop, country music, anything where the "singer" does not know they are screaming and/or is mostly screaming (unless it is some good old school Punk). If it is auto-tuned it is auto-off.
d) I am a vegetarian, since 1974, who is allergic to SOY. I do not judge meat-eaters but the idea of kissing them is gross to me. Big into cheese, I love a good burrito or a veggie burger, I make great ice cream, mole sauce, a great sugar-free caramel popcorn. I have cooked for myself for decades and worked as a cook in five or six restaurants over the years, so I eat well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Someone once said that a serious bicyclist needs at least seven bicycles. I can live with just two. I am very fond of having good kitchen knives and cookware but "could never do without" is a stretch. Same goes for my records and stereo. Meh, this question is silly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to solve all of the problems. End war, stop Global Warming, end the American political nightmare, make the most awesome bicycle ever, reduce inequality, perfect a soy-free veggie burger patty, get big money out of elections, convince everyone that I am right while actually being understood, stop PETA from being such huge assholes, and find out what the secret Jewish plot to take over the world is so I can help.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to go hear good and interesting music, might even dance if the mood strikes. Always up for live theater too. Sadly, not my typical Friday at the moment, just not really enjoyable going alone, so help me out OkCupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have three nipples. Yes, really.
You should message me if
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You are willing to change your legal last name to "Puppet" while I change mine to "Corporate" so we can run for President/Vice President on the Corporate/Puppet ticket, 2016. Seriously. Or because you think you might like me/be able to tolerate me.