I'm generally the easiest person at a party because I don't like to talk about anything. Women love me because they can figure me out in under 20 minutes and then lose interest (this is almost always after sex however, so I'm cool wit dat). I don't like to think about important things as it hurts my brain and harshes my vibe, so check your TED talks and philosophical conversations at the door y'all cuz it's all loud music, fist pumping, and drunken unprotected sex up in this bitch.
I work at Micky D's, but I'm in the leadership training program right now, so I'm movin up -- reckonize. I just need to figure out the damn intercom system, but I's got my fourth class on it today, so Imma get it. That song Gold Digger is about me, actually. "This week it's the floor baby, next week it's the fries". It was actually 6 months before I got promoted to fries, but I guess that didn't sound as good or sumthin. Yo but for sheezy, I'm gonna be a famous rapper in like no time cuz my boy's got the hookup and we roll deep. You's know wha I mean. I lay down some bad shit for real.