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carpedudem

34 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am cleverly disguised as a responsible adult, Gemini, ENFJ, (KWML) Magician, my power animal is an owl, my favorite color is red and I can not be categorized.

Back in the day I grew up in a small town on the west coast called El Granada. I lived a block from my elementary school and high fived my buddies in Cub Scouts. Humble is key because you can't forget your roots. I shoveled snow in the midwest during junior high where I found out coffee tastes like dirt and beer tastes like tree bark. Then I came to the bay area where the ocean taught me how to breathe. When I'm old I'll probably write novels from my island tree house.

Then I grew up all over again at punk shows where I found out espresso makes your brain work and whiskey creates smiles. I'm the life of every party I grace with my presence and when I go to sleep I pretend to be in an escape pod drifting through space. Plus, tattoos, a sealed police record, and aces I wear on my sleeve.

Currently this dude abides in the Temescal neighborhood of Oakland on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Fridays. I work on Google Campus the other days but not directly for them but please don't grill me about what I do since I'm bound to confidentiality. P.S. No black magic and no tag backs.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wearing sunglasses in the shower, working, not taking this site too seriously, hassling shopkeeps, performing stand-up comedy, working, filmmaking, and ANYTHING I haven't done before.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Moments
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair & my wit but not necessarily in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is who gets it; Stanley Kubrick, Tom Waits, JD Salinger, Steven Soderbergh, Charles Mingus, Bill Hicks, David Simon, Marlon Brando, Shellac, & Bill Watterson.

This is who does it well: Raymond Carver, JSBX, Sean Penn, Vincent Van Gogh, Jim Jarmusch, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Peter Bagge, Zach Galifinakis, The Black Keys, David Mamet, & The Pixies.

Nutritional Yeast, Grape nuts, sun dried tomatoes, hot sauce & yes, sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cheap apartment, Moleskine notebooks, my record collection, risk, and options.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How thinking too much is bad for you....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Profiffical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My safe-word is "minivan".
You should message me if
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You know we'd have fun but can't explain why.