I am cleverly disguised as a responsible adult, Gemini, ENFJ, (KWML) Magician, my power animal is an owl, my favorite color is red and I can not be categorized.

Back in the day I grew up in a small town on the west coast called El Granada. I lived a block from my elementary school and high fived my buddies in Cub Scouts. Humble is key because you can't forget your roots. I shoveled snow in the midwest during junior high where I found out coffee tastes like dirt and beer tastes like tree bark. Then I came to the bay area where the ocean taught me how to breathe. When I'm old I'll probably write novels from my island tree house.
Then I grew up all over again at punk shows where I found out espresso makes your brain work and whiskey creates smiles. I'm the life of every party I grace with my presence and when I go to sleep I pretend to be in an escape pod drifting through space. Plus, tattoos, a sealed police record, and aces I wear on my sleeve.

Wearing sunglasses in the shower, not taking this site seriously, hassling shopkeeps, not drinking, performing stand-up comedy, filmmaking, and ANYTHING I haven't done before.

Moments

My hair & my wit not necessarily in that order.

This is who gets it; Stanley Kubrick, JD Salinger, Steven Soderbergh, Charles Mingus, Bill Hicks, David Simon, Marlon Brando, & Bill Watterson.

This is who does it well: Tom Waits, David Lynch, Raymond Carver, Sean Penn, Vincent Van Gogh, Jim Jarmusch, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Peter Bagge, Zach Galifinakis, The Black Keys, David Mamet, & The Pixies.

Nutritional Yeast, Grape nuts, sun dried tomatoes, hot sauce & yes, sushi.

My cheap apartment, Moleskine notebooks, record collection, risk, and options.

How thinking too much is bad for you....

Winning. Duh. Bring it.

My safe-word is "minivan".

You know we would have fun but can't explain why.