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  • Ages 18–35
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Last online
Apr 11, 2014
5' 8" (1.73m)
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My self-summary
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I am cleverly disguised as a responsible adult, Gemini, ENFJ, (KWML) Magician, my power animal is an owl, my favorite color is red and I can not be categorized.

Back in the day I grew up in a small town on the west coast called El Granada. I lived a block from my elementary school and high fived my buddies in Cub Scouts. Humble is key because you can't forget your roots. I shoveled snow in the midwest during junior high where I found out coffee tastes like dirt and beer tastes like tree bark. Then I came to the bay area where the ocean taught me how to breathe. When I'm old I'll probably write novels from my island tree house.

Then I grew up all over again at punk shows where I found out espresso makes your brain work and whiskey creates smiles. I'm the life of every party I grace with my presence and when I go to sleep I pretend to be in an escape pod drifting through space. Plus, tattoos, a sealed police record, and aces I wear on my sleeve.

Currently this dude abides in the Temescal neighborhood of Oakland on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Fridays. I work on Google Campus the other days but not directly for them but please don't grill me about what I do since I'm bound to confidentiality. P.S. No black magic and no tag backs.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wearing sunglasses in the shower, working, not taking this site too seriously, hassling shopkeeps, performing stand-up comedy, working, filmmaking, and ANYTHING I haven't done before.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair & my wit but not necessarily in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is who gets it; Stanley Kubrick, Tom Waits, JD Salinger, Steven Soderbergh, Charles Mingus, Bill Hicks, David Simon, Marlon Brando, Shellac, & Bill Watterson.

This is who does it well: Raymond Carver, JSBX, Sean Penn, Vincent Van Gogh, Jim Jarmusch, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Peter Bagge, Zach Galifinakis, The Black Keys, David Mamet, & The Pixies.

Nutritional Yeast, Grape nuts, sun dried tomatoes, hot sauce & yes, sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cheap apartment, Moleskine notebooks, my record collection, risk, and options.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How thinking too much is bad for you....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My safe-word is "minivan".
You should message me if
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You know we'd have fun but can't explain why.