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carpenoctumus

32 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
After weeks of friends and family dropping OK Cupid in my ears, I said screw it and gave up resisting.

I'm a general mensch around town and revolutionary at heart, Jewwy-atheist, NPR junkie. Open for a coffee, bite, or even a nightcap.

Excited to meet some smart, captivating, liberal, powerful and independent women. Love to hike, cook in, eat out and create art/music.
What I’m doing with my life
Building my career at a major record label. Living on the westside after having lived in every part of LA, except the valley.

Been here for the majority of the last 13 years, so i consider myself a native even though i was raised in the shadow of Mt. Tamalpais (google it).
I’m really good at
Hosting, Making music, mixing music, cooking, gardening (veggies), listening and playing guitar, deconstruction of most art, politics and popular culture.
The first things people usually notice about me
Flawless alabaster skin, a rippling frame of muscles, perfectly marble white teeth, dizzying cliffs of intellect, and an endless horizon of charm...

This question befuddles me...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Stranger (Camus), The Sun Also Rises (H'way).
Movies: Gimme Shelter (Rolling Stones doc), Hackers (90's Jolie), Morvern Callar (Samantha Morton blows my mind).
Shows: Daily Show, Colbert, Paladia, Newsroom, and Game of Thrones (guilty pleasure).
Music: Too much to mention, but fave albums include: Daft Punk's Discovery, Peter Gabriel's So, Paul Simon's Graceland, Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti, Curtis Mayfield's Live, RHCP's Blood sugar sex magic. Food: Almost anything that won't kill me (shellfish allergy) otherwise, very adventurous.
The six things I could never do without
1 acoustic guitar, 1 electric guitar, computer, phone, wallet, keys. Seems mundane, I know, but hey I'm pragmatic...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Movin' on up! Music, Film and Media, whatever's on the front page on http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/ or http://america.aljazeera.com. Liberal Politics, Sex, Family, Friends, the people between the Jordan River and Mediterranean Sea, Berlin, Istanbul, and TLV.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with a friend for drinks, dinner party somewhere, and on really good nights at a music venue rocking out or on the dance floor cutting it up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I drive a black Volvo stationwagon that bears an eerie resemblance to a hearse (harold and maude), and I occasionally enjoy taking a hip-hop dance class (in my mind's eye I think I am an Usher, even though in reality I am much closer to an Ulcer).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
LIVE and in-person:
If you want to kick it. Not so interested in lengthy e-conversations.

Brains, Braun, and Beauty:
Looking for someone smarter, stronger, and yes - sexier than me. Not arrogant - but confident. Not a know-it-all - but substantial. Not brash - but bold. Keep it real and natural ladies, beauty radiates from within, lovely made-up or not.

Glorious Steinem:
"A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle". You should want it, not need it. I believe in Chivalry, however we live in a post-feminist world so as much as I am happy to treat you like a lady, I also appreciate a woman who can initiate and hold her own. Self-made women - no princesses or passive-types please. Sometimes I'll want to treat you, other times we'll go Dutch. You own your life and I do mine.

Religiosity, Politics, and Peoplehood:
No new-age or religious types. I like critical-thinking intellectual types. Leave your crystals at home, and live in the present. You gotta have 1 part biting sarcasm and 1 part compassion to balance it out. I am a proud Liberal, at home and abroad. Culturally I'm Jewish, but spiritually I'm an atheist. If that confuses you then please don't message me. I also love Israel - but have problems with the occupation. Looking for someone who understands the intricacies of this, and other current events/conflicts.

Outings and Scrilla:
If you want to discover a bit of LA's secrets. I'm more likely the guy to impress you with trails and tides, hidden haunts, and fantastic culinary gems over fancy places or restaurants. Bling just isn't my thing.

Mental AND Physical:
The greatest erogenous zone is the brain, so I avoid mindless sex. Your ideas will turn me on more than anything. That being said, you should like sex. I'm not interested in dating a girl an arbitrary X number of times only to find out they don't know how to enjoy sex. If our mental chemistry's right, let's have fun, be real and respectful, and most of all honest with one another.

But to start off... Coffee. Ha!

Oh, and Lastly: If the following words mean anything to you, it'll be a cherry on top: Rabin, Oslo, Chutzpah, Neshikot, Shir Ha'Shirim.