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carpetlegs

44 M Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I spent 12 years of my life in the Airforce, then I went to Uni, then I worked in a primary school as a TA, then I did my PGCE and then I crashed and burned on my NQT year, so now I am working for an agency and they get me work in various schools; I am in reception at the mo, after I did a secondary school, a pre-PRU (if you work in education you'll know what that is, if you don't, don't worry it is very boring) while I pick fluff out of my navel and formulate a long term plan (part of which is this). I drink copious amounts of tea.
What I’m doing with my life
At the moment I am not doing a great deal with my life, but then who is. Well I am working with reception kids, it is a lot of fun, but very tiring. I am currently wondering how on earth I am going to get my giant broomstick to school. I have a horrible feeling I am going to have to carry it.
Just got a new job, working in yr 2.
I’m really good at
Picking fluff out of my navel and licking my nose. It sounds gross but it is better than licking windows. And there is a lot-of fluff. Growing my beard for a laugh and then shaving it off when my nieces tell me I look ridiculous and a tad scary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Animal Farm, Great Expectations, Orwell's essays,
Slaughter house 5, American Gods, the Sandman Series,
Hunger games, Game of Thrones, Marcus Aurelious's meditations,
A short treatise on the great virtues, Consolations of Philosophy, Essays in Love, Status Anxiety, Tales of Mystery and Terror (Poe)
Oscar Wilde's Children Stories
Film
Batman Trilogy, Some like it Hot, Maltese Falcon, Postman rings twice, Out of the Past, Blood Diamond, The Departed, LA Confidential, Munich, The Big Sleep, Casablanca, What ever happened to Baby Jane, I Claudius
The six things I could never do without
Tea
Books
Family
Poetry
Cake
Meat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking, writing. Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone and stupid goes deeper still, right to the genes. Recently I have been thinking of my childhood, how great it was and the people who made it so, who I never thanked. How lucky I was and I worry about the future of children I now know. Also, if it is alright to be with someone because you don't want to be alone. And then thinking that being alone is pretty much okay and better than being with someone you don't love. Yes I am conflicted or ...confused.
On a typical Friday night I am
It just depends...if I have a date, I'm having a shave.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
3-D films make me feel a bit seasick-messes with my equilibrium. I watched a 3D film with a lass and end up on my hands and knees afterwards saying goodbye to my dinner; she thought it was her driving; ho, hum. And I hate shaving, at the moment I feel really, really old.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you fancy giving me a piece of your mind. Not a big piece, I couldn't cope with a whole brain. And you don't live beyond an hours commute there and back.