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carpetlegs

44 M Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I spent 12 years of my life in the Airforce, then I went to Uni, then I worked in a primary school as a TA, then I did my PGCE and then I crashed and burned on my NQT year, so now I am working in a primary school as a TA, it is the circle of life thing. I drink copious amounts of tea. I was getting a bit fed up with okcupid and this dating lark, and then I remembered the good friend I made on here, who is moving back to Scotland (nothing to do with me, she's from there).
For my part I want romance, lust, passion and tenderness, to give and receive, for as long as it lasts, with a beautiful woman. If those things have any longevity I would think/hope that friendship would naturally follow. I hope so.
What I’m doing with my life
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At the moment I am not doing a great deal with my life, but then who is. Well I am working with Yr 6 kids, it is a lot of fun. Writing poetry, read in to that what you may. I am enjoying the six weeks holidays, but not just sat on my arse but doing stuff like art galleries, writing, DIY and visiting OKStupid way too much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking fluff out of my navel and licking my nose. It sounds gross but it is better than licking windows. And there is a lot-of fluff. Growing my beard for a laugh and then shaving it off when my nieces tell me I look ridiculous and a tad scary.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dextrous tongue.
My eyes.
They think I am foreign-Italian, Greek, Spanish, Romany, Iranian-no honest, and I am English.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Animal Farm, Great Expectations, Orwell's essays,
Slaughter house 5, American Gods, the Sandman Series,
Hunger games, Game of Thrones, Marcus Aurelious's meditations,
A short treatise on the great virtues, Consolations of Philosophy, Essays in Love, Status Anxiety, Tales of Mystery and Terror (Poe)
Oscar Wilde's Children Stories
Film
Batman Trilogy, Some like it Hot, Maltese Falcon, Postman rings twice, Out of the Past, Blood Diamond, The Departed, LA Confidential, Munich, The Big Sleep, Casablanca, What ever happened to Baby Jane, I Claudius
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea
Books
Family
Poetry
Cake
Meat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking, writing. Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone and stupid goes deeper still, right to the genes. Recently I have been thinking of my childhood, how great it was and the people who made it so, who I never thanked. How lucky I was and I worry about the future of children I now know. Also, if it is alright to be with someone because you don't want to be alone. And then thinking that being alone is pretty much okay and better than being with someone you don't love. Yes I am conflicted or ...confused. Have I been alone too long? Maybe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It just depends...if I have a date, I'm having a shave.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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3-D films make me feel a bit seasick-messes with my equilibrium. I watched a 3D film with a lass and end up on my hands and knees afterwards saying goodbye to my dinner; she thought it was her driving; ho, hum. And I hate shaving, at the moment I feel really, really old.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you fancy giving me a piece of your mind. Not a big piece, I couldn't cope with a whole brain. And you don't live beyond an hours commute there and back and you are serious about meeting. Who wants long drawn out chit chats.