Know this...I have been warped by my aunts and uncles, so anything from here on is liable to get messy.

So with no further ado...My name is Corey. I endured a "culturing" by my relatives that involved Monty Python movies and series as well as the movie Strange Brew and other such movies. Not only that but i believe in chivalry. Other personality quirks are almost always having a song either being played in the background, sung out loud, or just going on in my head. I can buy and read a book within a day, but I will most likely be called a hermit for that day.

I wish I could travel with the Renaissance festival

I am laughable, crazy, and sarcastic

singing in a group
reading books
knowing useless knowledge
trying unsuccessfully to revive chivalry
being a on the spot dm

my beard
my jovial attitude (usually)

The books as well as the movies:
Count of Monty Cristo, Lord of the Rings,

As for just books:
Anything by, but not limited to Jim Butcher or L.E.Modesitt Jr.
addendum- classic books like the Count of Monte Cristo
addendum 2-I guess I will read any fiction-fantasy and am always looking for more.

Just Movies:
Once Upon a Time in Mexico, princess Bride, Riddick Trilogy minus dark fury, Beverly Hills Cop 1-3, Boondock Saints, Phantom of the Opera, Blues Brothers, Robin Hood (all of them), Turtles (all of them), Star Wars, The Crow, any Vampire movie minus the Twilght saga, Wanted, many more

I will listen to anything, but prefer to hear classic rock and roll.

I will eat anything and will probably ask how it is made.

friends, family, books, music, food, and computers....not in any order

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is actually up?
What should happen next in the book I am currently reading
Why can't fish fly?
How many combinations of dice are there?

Either with friends for a night on the town or relaxing at home....but....
"on the playground is where I spend most of my days. chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool and shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who where up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood."

Ask me anything and I will tell you....seriously....I have done nothing that can't be laughed at by somebody.

You get my humor or if you just want to have a good time.