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47 M Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

My Details

Last Online
Jul 5
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
English (Fluently), Malay (Fluently)

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My self-summary
East Indian of mixed Sri Lankan /Bengali heritage.

I'm a weird combination of wide-eyed optimism and open-eyed cynicism,

I‘m more of an existentialist than an intellectual.
I'm rarely uncomfortable and almost impossible to offend. I’m opinionated, relatively speaking. I get excited about little things but sometimes unimpressed by grandiose stuff. I like to understand and improve and figure out. I'd love to live in a beach house with a spectacular view of the sea. I have a childlike curiousity, sincere, playful, silly, gullible, competent, open, daring, happy, hopeful- a multidimensional madman of sorts. I can be emotional and overly cerebral, impulsive but patient, and probably the most easygoing person you'll ever meet. I'm not afraid of making a fool of myself though I'm definitely not foolish. I'm witty and I'll make you laugh. A lot. Whether I intend to or not. I don't really see the point of regret -- I'm grateful for everything I've experienced, good or bad, and wouldn't give any of it back. I have more than my share of scars but think it's important and exciting to learn from them and plod onward, armed with a little more self-awareness and lots of willingness to laugh at myself as I trip along the way,
So you see I’m not bitter at all, perhaps just benevolently jaded.
What I’m doing with my life
I intend to be immortal, so far so
I’m really good at
Making children chuckle.
I am also a good multitasker, I can walk and chew gum at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My firm butt ha ha, these questions are silly, no ?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh this is where everyone tries to impress, with exotic sounding books , foreign movies, wines etc. I am a village idiot, totally crass and uncultured, I drink bourbon then grab a leg of lamb with both hands and chomp on it.
The six things I could never do without
Only 2 things , freedom & sanity without that all other things are worthless. Though when I say I am sane my friends start snickering.
On a typical Friday night I am
Locked indoors, if its full moon, for the safety of other residents
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The nastiest thing I did when my significant other upset me, was to hide her house slippers, she spent half a day looking for it, serves her right.

I should also tell you I can have any woman I please but so far have not been able to please any ha ha
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 30–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have a whacky sense of humor, and are at a point in life you have decided NOT to get married and start a family but a fellow life traveller, companion and lover.
You must also not have the propensity to argue about leaving the toilet seat in a particular position.

If you are below 30 or a young lady still searching for herself, I doubt it will work out.
If you can say more than just a lazy "Hi hw ru " that would be great, near me means Malaysia, not Switzerland , Texas, Phillipines, Russia, Singapore is ok if you travel to KL frequently, thank you for reading.