East Indian of mixed Sri Lankan /Bengali heritage.

I'm a weird combination of wide-eyed optimism and open-eyed cynicism,

I‘m more of an existentialist than an intellectual.
I'm rarely uncomfortable and almost impossible to offend. I’m opinionated, relatively speaking. I get excited about little things but sometimes unimpressed by grandiose stuff. I like to understand and improve and figure out. I'd love to live in a beach house with a spectacular view of the sea. I have a childlike curiousity, sincere, playful, silly, gullible, competent, open, daring, happy, hopeful- a multidimensional madman of sorts. I can be emotional and overly cerebral, impulsive but patient, and probably the most easygoing person you'll ever meet. I'm not afraid of making a fool of myself though I'm definitely not foolish. I'm witty and I'll make you laugh. A lot. Whether I intend to or not. I don't really see the point of regret -- I'm grateful for everything I've experienced, good or bad, and wouldn't give any of it back. I have more than my share of scars but think it's important and exciting to learn from them and plod onward, armed with a little more self-awareness and lots of willingness to laugh at myself as I trip along the way,
So you see I’m not bitter at all, perhaps just benevolently jaded.

I intend to be immortal, so far so good.....lol

Making children chuckle.
I am also a good multitasker, I can walk and chew gum at the same time.

My firm butt ha ha (these questions are silly, no ?)

Oh this is where everyone tries to impress, with exotic sounding books , foreign movies, wines etc. I am a village idiot, totally crass and uncultured, I drink bourbon then grab a leg of lamb with both hands and chomp on it.

Only 2 things , freedom & sanity without that all other things are worthless. Though when I say I am sane my friends start snickering.

Curry puffs

Locked indoors, if its full moon, for the safety of other residents

The nastiest thing I did when my significant other upset me, was to hide her house slippers, she spent half a day looking for it, serves her right.

I should also tell you I can have any woman I please but so far have not been able to please any ha ha

You have a whacky sense of humor, and are at a point in life you have decided NOT to get married and start a family but a fellow life traveller, companion and lover.
You must also not have the propensity to argue about leaving the toilet seat in a particular position.

If you are below 30 or a young lady still searching for herself, I doubt it will work out.
If you can say more than just a lazy "Hi hw ru " that would be great, near me means Malaysia, not Switzerland , Texas, Phillipines, Russia, Singapore is ok if you travel to KL frequently, thank you for reading.