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carrickature

28 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 12:31pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Time to refresh this!

I'm Jon, 27 year old bi guy living in Mudchute (no dirty jokes please) and working as a bar manager in central London. I enjoy it greatly but work very long hours and at generally antisocial times so don't get a great many chances to actually go out and have fun with friends! This needs to be remedied soon...

It appears that a lot of people in my matches list are anti police or ACAB people. if you are one of those people, don't attempt to contact me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As I said, I'm a bar manager working in central London. Please don't ask which one, it's just a little creepy and stalkerish... I enjoy it immensely and it's the next step on the ladder of hopefully having my own pub in a couple of years time, which would be absolutely amazing!

Apart from that, in my free time (which I unfortunately don't get much of) I go out for drinks with friends, or stay in and play video games/watch Netflix, or just try and motivate myself to do *something* so I don't spend all Weekend in bed like I just did...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at singing, which is great as I love singing, it's pretty much the thing that gets me feeling better when I'm feeling down.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the way I dress. for me, casual is a collared shirt, smart jeans and dress shoes. I just like to dress smartly, it makes me feel good about myself, and at the end of the day, feeling good about yourself is what really matters!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm just going to list stuff without any explanation, if you're curious about what I've written or we have some similarities, ask away!

Books- anything by Laurell K Hamilton, World War Z, Star Trek and Star Wars Novels, random Sci-Fi, and funny fiction/non-fiction. I'm also a fan of comics, lots of different things by DC and Marvel, I don't believe that you have to choose one and stick with it, I'm definitely bipartisan!

Movies- All (yes ALL) the Star Wars films, most even numbered star trek films (bonus points if you get the reference), comic book adaptations like Avengers, Iron Man, Spider Man, Batman...

Shows- Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, The Cleveland Show, Archer, Arrested Development, SNL. Also Arrow and Flash are ones I've recently added to my visual lexicon, great shows!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I used to explain in minute detail why I liked the 6 things I liked here. Now I'm just going to list them and you can decide why I might like them!

My Phone
Sugar
Friends
A comfy bed
Sex
An alibi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which songs are good to sing A capella. Or just which songs are good to sing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually working Friday nights, which sucks, but generally I'm so busy I don't notice I'm missing stuff!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm secretly 2 midgits standing on top of one another.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If I look or sound appealing to you! I think I'm a pretty awesome guy, so maybe you should get in touch so you can decide if I'm right or wrong!