Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a Ph.D in physics. I'm a US citizen working in Canada. I
like cartoons, video games, reading, board games, and other nerdy
I thought I wanted to do physics research but I found out that it
sucks. I don't care about doing anything productive. I just want to
make money so that I can enjoy my life.
I make a lot of money with my new job and I love spending the money
on things for myself. I am very glad that I do not have kids. I
hear from everyone that having kids is very expensive. I would much
rather have all that money for myself. As such, I am grateful that
girls are not interested in me. I used to be angry that I could not
get a girlfriend, but I realize now that it is a blessing. Women
are not worth the time or trouble. Why would I want to talk about
things that don't interest me, watch movies I don't want to see, or
do things that I don't like? Why would I want to spend money on a
woman for the small chance at sex? I'd rather have the money.
I realize it is theoretically possible to find a girl who shares my
interests, but such girls are either (A) fat or (B) already taken,
or both. Yes, I myself am unattractive, but there is no way I would
settle for a girl who isn't beautiful, and intelligent, and shares
my interests. If I can't have a girl, I might as well not have the
best, right? Besides, the danger of having kids would be too high.
So the decision gets made for me.
So thank you, all women. I do not blame you. I wouldn't want me
either if I were you. Thank you for not letting me make the mistake
of having a girlfriend and ruining my life. I am much happier with
my money and possessions. I wouldn't trade a single one of my
valuable possessions for a minute with any of you. Good luck with
your lives, especially you single moms.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making a lot of money in the oil field as an egineer. I would
rather spend time watching cartoons or playing games. I wish I
could do voice acting but that is hard to make money at unless you
become famous. I don't like doing grown up things. I like playing
games and watching cartoons.
I have more than 1300 video games, hundreds of DVDs (cartoons),
hundreds of books, hundres of CDs, a lot of board games, guns, and
other cool things. I wouldn't trade any of it for a woman. My life
is awesome, and I don't have a woman or family to ruin it.
If, when you were young, someone gave you the choice between having
money or having a beautiful girlfriend/boyfriend, you would
probably choose the gf/bf. Then years later you would regret it. I
was lucky enough to be spared that choice. Now you are a single mom
looking for a man to take care of you. Keep looking because I
wasn't good enough for you in school, but you're not good enough
for me now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math, logic, amateur fiction writer. I like video games but don't
have the time to play them much.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hopefully they don't notice me at all. I'd rather be left alone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot of Star Trek books. I also collect old TSR fantasy
books but haven't read many. I love cartoons, old, new, funny,
action. Especially super hero ones. I like kids' cartoons, but I
don't like any of the cgi movies. I don't watch any other
I like European style fantasy and power metal.
I will eat almost anything. But I hate grapefruit and sweet tea. I
try to avoid soda but Canada doesn't have unsweet tea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guns, money, cartoons, heavy metal, books, friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The games and books I need to buy. Adding to my collection of
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my days off I watch cartoons, read, or play games if I have
You should message me if
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You like science, cartoons, video games, Star Trek, rpgs,
philosophy, conspiracy theories, Coast To Coast. If you aren't
attractive I will still talk to you but I wouldn't date you. If you
are attractive then you wouldn't message me anyway. Whatever, I
don't need you either way.
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