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cartoonmax
23 / M / Straight / Single
Detroit, Michigan
His Details
- Last Online
- Today – 9:15am
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m).
- Body Type
- Thin
- Diet
- Anything
- Smokes
- —
- Drinks
- Desperately
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- —
- Offspring
- Doesn’t have kids
- Pets
- —
- Speaks
- English (Poorly)
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What I’m doing with my life
Compulsively ordering things off of Amazon.com
I’m really good at
not dying (so far)
The first things people usually notice about me
My hook-hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
David Foster Wallace, overly-emotional female singer-songwriters,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the West Wing, and foie
gras. It's up to you to figure out which is which. Maybe I like
eating singer-songwriters and listening to foie gras.
The six things I could never do without
heart, lungs, stomach, liver, kidneys, fingers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it would be like to meet a version of yourself from a parallel
universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Running an ultramarathon, performing neurosurgery, solving
previously unsolvable problems of quantum mechanics, or smoking pot
and watching Adventure Time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I subconsciously (or maybe not so subconsciously) flex a little bit
whenever I take my shirt off in front of someone for the first
time. I have been called out for doing this more than once.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You still remember all the lyrics to the Death Cab songs you loved
when you were fifteen.
