i'm originally from huntington beach, california.
i'm really shy, but tend to talk too much when i'm nervous.
i'm a huge dork.
i've been a vegetarian since birth. ok, not birth.
i'm a pervert.
i'm argumentative, but can agree to disagree.
i love movies, comic books, movies about comic books, comic books about movies, etc...
i am never sarcastic. ever.
i'm really bad with run on sentences.
i really dislike internet/text shorthand.
i was named after cary grant.
i enjoy naps in the park
scarf weather =]
i prefer military time to twelve hour time because i really like looking at the clock & seeing 23:23.
i'm not comfortable in social situations.
cuddling & holding hands is always fun.
sixty percent of my friends are chicks.
i'm really affectionate.
sometimes i can be a music elitist, & i chastise myself later for it.
i don't take anyone/thing very seriously. i'll always at least think of something funny in any situation.
i'm easy like sunday morning for atheists.
i have no concept of time, & am often fashionably late.
i can be really quiet & reserved.
i love candy
i have not forgotten the wonder of books.
i'm one of the most understanding & non-judgmental people you'll (n)ever know.

digging it like a grave.

-temporary relocation-
the end game is san diego or somewhere close.
i need the pacific.

writing*
singing*
drawing silly things
making you laugh & almost choke while you're eating or drinking
not sleeping.
laying on the floor, & listening to music
funny dances
doing terrible chistopher walken & bill cosby impersonations that no one thinks is terrible.
making delicious things you wouldn't think would be delicious.
coming up with sentences allowing me to use the word "delicious" more than once.
inventing drinking games for kids movies.
preparing for the zombie invasion.
laughing obnoxiously in awkward situations.
the panther walk

*according to me

my bruce campbell-like chin.

a lot of times, people are blinded by my radness.**

**paleness

it's easier to ask.

inkgel pens (i loathe ball-point)
some sort of sweater, zip-up, hoodie, jacket
paper
sound
colour
real friends

good movies
good music
good books
good drugs
muppets
juice boxes

having super powers
sex/debauchery
string theory
multiverses (multipass!)
alternate realities/dimensions

doing something, or trying to find something to do.

everybody's laughing & riding & cornholing except for me.

my backpack's got jets.

you enjoy random conversations that will never end on the same subject they originated on.
you like affection.
you like being sung to.
you'd like something drawn, painted, microsoft painted, or written for you.
you like to swear.
you find "texts from last night", "f my life", & "facebook" completely retarded.
you enjoy movies with cary grant, edward g. robinson, humphrey bogart, audrey hepburn, james cagney, myrna loy, lauren bacall, etc...

you don't mind conversations like this:
x: i've been pooping blood lately. like, a lot of blood.
y: maybe you have an ulcer.
x: yeah, maybe. ...anyway, i was fucking the shit outta this girl today!
z: well, let's hope she's not pooping blood.