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27 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 18
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was a child I thought 'ZZ Top' was pronounced like 'zzzzzzz Top'. It was confusing to me because they never seemed sleepy in their videos.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hunting Panda Bears. Not to kill them. I just want to 'boop' their nose cuz they're so gosh darn cute!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
uh....gosh....... booping Panda Bears on the nose I guess.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People normally ask me why it sounds like a small person is screaming every time I take a step. I tell them they're hearing voices and should check into a mental hospital immediately. But really it's because I have a conjoined twin attached to my right toe. His name is Moe....... Moe Toe Cycle...... The 2nd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Radiohead, Tool, Meshuggah, Rush, Yes, LCD Soundsystem, Feist, Mars Volta, Neko Case, Father John Misty, Karnivool, BATS, The Dead Weather, ELO, ELP, Fugazi, Talking Heads, Interpol, Isis, Primus, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Deftones, Toe, Mouse on the Keys, Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss, Opeth, Giant Squid, Foster the People, Parquet Courts, Alt-J ...... it's a long list. I'll just stop.
I love discussing and discovering music.

2001: A space Odyssey, Hunger Games, The Internet is a Playground, The Giver, 1984, Fight Club, Fahrenheit 451, Transall Saga........

Tideland, Escanaba in Da Moonlight, A Clockwork Orange, Terror Vision (so cheesy it's hilarious), ......

Mystery Science Theater, Comedy Bang Bang, Mr. Show, The Simpsons, anything on Adult Swim, Trailer Park Boys, Conan, Kids in the hall, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad........

Pete Holmes, Paul F. Thompkins, Mitch Headburg, Louie CK, Doug Benson, Tod Glass, Patton Oswalt, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Hicks.........

You Made it Weird, Comedy Bang Bang, Nerdist, The Tod Glass Show, WTF, Stuff You Should Know, Doug Love's Movies, Mental Illness Happy Hour.......
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, flask, water, food, boring lists, and awkward moments.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't know. I am now thinking about what it is I think about and can't think of anything other than thinking about what I think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Searching for illusive Unicorns.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I'm banned from a bar in Long Beach.
- I'm deathly afraid of Pandas
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are actually down to meet up sometime for coffee and conversation. Or drinks and drunk banter……. or coke and run on sentences…….