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casersatz

30 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not an outside dog.

The mundane is in league against me.

I'm seeing someone, so I am not here for cupid. If there were an okbacchus, I'd be on that instead. If you've found that I've rated you 4-5 stars, that is because I've liked what you've WRITTEN in your profile appealing, and not because I am presuming to fuck around. I wish I did not need to be so explicit about this, but I get a LOT of homophobic insults hurled my way when I look at men's profiles.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't have a beard and will never grow one. That pretty much sums me up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being hit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not exactly a fountain of testosterone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
Antony And The Johnsons, Aphex Twin, Arcade Fire, Atari Teenage Riot , Au Pairs, Bat For Lashes, Bauhaus, Beach House, Big Black, Birthday Party, Björk, Boris, Buzzcocks, Cabaret Voltaire, Can, Chameleons, Chelsea Wolfe, Clash, CocoRosie, Cocteau Twins, Coil, Cramps, Crystal Castles, Cure, Daphne Oram, Das Ich, David Bowie, Death Grips, Death in June, Deine Lakaien, Delia Derbyshire, Depeche Mode, Devo, Dresden Dolls, Echo and the Bunnymen, Einsturzende Neubauten, Elvis Costello, EMA, Fall, Fever Ray, Foetus, Front 242, Front Line Assembly, Gang Of Four, Gorillaz, Grimes, Grizzly Bear, Horrors, Human League, Iggy And The Stooges, Interpol, James Chance and the Contortions, Jesus And Mary Chain, Joy Division, Kate Bush, Killing Joke, KMFDM, Knife, Kraftwerk, Ladytron, Laibach, Love and Rockets, Magazine, Magnetic Fields, Massive Attack, Meat Beat Manifesto, Ministry, My Bloody Valentine, National, New Order, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nico, Nina Hagen, Nine Inch Nails, ohGr, Pig, Pere Ubu, Pet Shop Boys, Peter Murphy, Pillows, Pixies, Pop Group, Portishead, Prince, Project Pitchfork , Public Image Ltd., R.E.M., Radiohead, Ride, Roxy Music, Savages, Scott Walker, Sigur Rós, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Slowdive, Smiths, Sonic Youth, St. Vincent, Stone Roses, Suicide, Swans, Swell Maps, T.Rex, Tackhead, Talking Heads, Tegan and Sara, Television, Test Dept., Thee Oh Sees, This Heat, This Mortal Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Tom Waits, Velvet Underground, White Stripes, Wire, Wolfsheim, XTC, Zola Jesus

Why did I bother typing all that out? You can probably assume that I listen to all of these bands by one look at my pale, cheek-less face.

My two favorite novels are "The Chants of Maldoror" and "Crime and Punishment".
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My raven and my writing desk. We all have so much in common.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The surrealism of looking inward.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work, unfortunately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am allergic to the major key.

It's okay: you can tread on me.