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31 Baltimore, MD Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–36
  • Located anywhere
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Last online
Yesterday – 3:26pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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I'm not an outside dog.

The mundane is in league against me.

I'm seeing someone, so I am not here for cupid. If there were an okbacchus, I'd be on that instead. If you've found that I've rated you 4-5 stars, that is because I've liked what you've WRITTEN in your profile, and not because I am presuming to date around. I wish I did not need to be so explicit about this, but I get a LOT of homophobic insults hurled my way when I look at men's profiles.

I just got a tumblr for writings, musics, and such:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't have a beard and will never grow one. That pretty much sums me up.

No tattoos either. Unlike beards, I think tattoos are pretty cool... but they are just not for me. When I was a 15 year old little goth boy, I thought it would be a cool idea to get a bar-code tattoo on the back of my neck. Thank goodness I didn't! But in light of that relief, I have such a high degree of skepticism towards any tattoo... lest I make such regrettable decision.

I want a corgi.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being hit.

going about unnoticed.

not aging.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not exactly a fountain of testosterone.

I look like I'm in my early 20's.

I act like I'm in my early 20's.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Above all: Einsturzende Neubauten

Antony And The Johnsons, Aphex Twin, Arcade Fire, Atari Teenage Riot , Au Pairs, Bat For Lashes, Bauhaus, Beach House, Big Black, Birthday Party, Björk, Boris, Buzzcocks, Cabaret Voltaire, Can, Chameleons, Chelsea Wolfe, Clash, CocoRosie, Cocteau Twins, Coil, Cramps, Crystal Castles, Cure, Daphne Oram, Das Ich, David Bowie, Death Grips, Death in June, Deine Lakaien, Delia Derbyshire, Depeche Mode, Devo, Dresden Dolls, Echo and the Bunnymen, Elvis Costello, EMA, Fall, Fever Ray, Foetus, Front 242, Front Line Assembly, Gang Of Four, Gorillaz, Grimes, Grizzly Bear, Horrors, Human League, Iggy And The Stooges, Interpol, James Chance and the Contortions, Jesus And Mary Chain, Joy Division, Kate Bush, Killing Joke, KMFDM, Knife, Kraftwerk, Ladytron, Laibach, Love and Rockets, Magazine, Magnetic Fields, Massive Attack, Meat Beat Manifesto, Ministry, My Bloody Valentine, National, New Order, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nico, Nina Hagen, Nine Inch Nails, ohGr, Pig, Pere Ubu, Pet Shop Boys, Peter Murphy, Pillows, Pixies, Pop Group, Portishead, Prince, Project Pitchfork , Public Image Ltd., R.E.M., Radiohead, Ride, Roxy Music, Savages, Scott Walker, Sigur Rós, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Slowdive, Smiths, Sonic Youth, St. Vincent, Stone Roses, Suicide, Swans, Swell Maps, T.Rex, Tackhead, Talking Heads, Tegan and Sara, Television, Test Dept., Thee Oh Sees, This Heat, This Mortal Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Tom Waits, Velvet Underground, White Stripes, Wire, Wolfsheim, XTC, Zola Jesus

Why did I bother typing all that out? You can probably assume that I listen to all of these bands by one look at my pale, cheek-less face.

My two favorite novels are "The Chants of Maldoror" and "Crime and Punishment".
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My record collection.

Beautiful clothes.

My job.

My library.


Pain relievers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The surrealism of looking inward.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Curled up on my couch, watching a movie with my girlfriend.

Several drinks in me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am allergic to the major key.

It's okay: you can tread on me.
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